Queef Sniffer

Someone who sniffs queefs for a living and/or for fun

*High School Reunion*
"Hey brad what do you do for a living?"
"I am a queef sniffer"
"Wow how can I be more like you?"

by the walking DICKtionary October 14, 2016

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Spencer Queef

Another name for a tall guy who's probably from Canada, who at any given time can randomly blurt out a dumbass question. Also walks and talks like he is a robot sent from the land of maple syrup to learn about the US. He's also loud as fuck

Spencer queef: Primary objective... discover the meaning of "head"

Jack: What'd you just say queef?

Spencer queef: Oh nothing, just talking to myself.... Can I fuck your sister?

by keaty pablo February 25, 2020

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dorito queef

When a pussy farts out dust.

Your mom is so old her pussy is full of Dorito queefs.

by dr dorito March 05, 2016

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tumble-queef

When a large round woman releases a queef so powerful it causes here to tumble. This can be exceptionally dangerous if the queef is released at the top of a hill or flight of stairs.

Dude look at that tumble-queef go.

That was louder than a Lisa Lampanelli's tumble-queef.

by Captain-Crunch March 20, 2014

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