Merdy Mops

The largest, coldest gang in the springs. A brother hood not to be fucked with. Be warned; they WILL shoot up on you if you lose their juul 🥶

damn I can’t wait to join those cold ass merdy mops

by Fartboi69 October 08, 2019

Trynna mop?

Slide through, come through, hang out, etc

Hey, Britney just check in to TGIF on FB. Trynna mop?

by NotHoback October 23, 2019

Missouri Mop Bucket

When you are performing anal sex in a public restroom (preferably a reststop or gas station), and the woman slips and falls forward, dunking her head in the toilet.

When me and Alice were driving cross country, I accidentally gave her a Missouri Mop Bucket in the bathroom of a Buc-ee's.

by akaRakxm October 03, 2023

Swamp mop

Your girlfriend is on her period. The towel you're using to bang on is used to "mop up" the juices at random intervals during intercourse

That time of the month. Had to use the swamp mop twice to save from staying the comforter

by Gronkum March 19, 2016

mop dog

A term for being The third wheel in a relationship. Like a dog

I think that Joan is acting like a mop dog to jack and jill

by Big brain boi August 17, 2022

meep the mop

meep the mop is something that lives in my cubert

meep the mop is here

by I’mFunnyHaHa June 18, 2018

Mopping king

Person (Hasse) who is known for mopping to excellence

Little better at mopping than others is called mopping king

by Deck crew November 21, 2024