MOP

abbreviation: make out playlist

my mop has a shit ton of cigarettes after sex songs on it

by honeypi October 29, 2020

MOP

Mean Old Pussy; applies to both males and females. Commonly associated with an elderly(like) individual that exudes a negative fucking bitchass attitude.

“Did you see Katrina yesterday. I fucking can’t stand that mop.”

by Dessert Room Tramps December 2, 2017

Hand-mopping

v. When a proficient piano player is able to hit several groups of notes at different ends of the piano, sometimes in a sweeping motion, at a very fast pace (during an Allegro piece).

"Yeah she's a really good piano player".
"OH YEAH do you remember in the last performance she was absolutely hand-mopping those keys!"

by _masterdefine_ February 16, 2022

Mopping king

Person (Hasse) who is known for mopping to excellence

Little better at mopping than others is called mopping king

by Deck crew November 21, 2024

Mop

(mop)
1: An insult, saying someone is idiotic

Person 1: I got 20/50 on my math exam,
Person 2: you mop.

by LiarLiarPantsOnFire>:3 May 16, 2025

butter mop

One’s butter mop is your hairy ball sack that you swipe across that gooey mess between her nether regions and clean it up after you’re done fucking a lovely bitch you submitted your manbutter excessively all over 👍

We ran out of moist towelettes and I had to use my butter mop to clean up that mess of manbutter because she would’ve been dripping all the way to the shower

by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself May 15, 2018

Milk Mop

A person who's sole purpose in life is to be held upside down by their ankles and swept around like a broom so that their hair can soak up COPIOUS amounts of semen. Generally, Milk Mops also have erectile dysfunction and have yellow sandals on their feet.

"Hey man, did you hear that Ryan just became a Milk Mop?"

"OH NO I hope he will be okay, I wouldn't wanna wear yellow sandals"

by Upamonaco August 22, 2024