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Gag Brag

Telling people you have a sore throat so you can brag about the size of the man part you had oral with...so big it causes you to gag
I know it was big...but enough of the gag brags
by Cauldron of Chaos August 20, 2016
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Gag Alert

When you feel like you are about to throw up because of how ugly someone is.
Sarah: Hey!
Sam: Omg look. Matt is coming over...
Sarah: Ew, gag alert.
by Amanda the faggatron December 13, 2012
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gag

gag; when something makes your jaw dropped bitch you gagged.
nicki new song so good girl i just had to gag
by KORTNEYMINAJ June 15, 2022
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Gag City

An AI kingdom that was started in relation to Nicki Manaj, where the girls and the gays congregate to exchange tea and engage in heretic activities.
Gypsy Rose Blanchard has landed in Gag City for the release of Pink Friday 2.
by Andrew Ostrihon January 10, 2024
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GAG

the best party room of all time, only sexy mothercfuckers party here get high and twerk, diana is the best <3
diana and her gyatt can be found in gag daily.
by anonymous August 15, 2024
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Gag Hag

A gay man who attaches himself to emotionally unavailable men—often straight, closeted, partnered, or just disinterested—while secretly longing for love, sex, or approval.

He gets close to their girlfriends, mothers, even wives to gain access. He offers loyalty, affection, and emotional labor in exchange for crumbs. Disarming, devoted, and low-key strategic, the Gag Hag plays both sides—never quite chosen, but always nearby.

Beneath the devotion lies a deeper script: a quiet competition with the mother for Daddy’s love—only now, he gets close to her to get closer to him.

Underneath it all?
A deep hunger for Daddy’s love.
And a silent hope that one day… he’ll be chosen.
“I felt like a total Gag Hag as I helped him slip on the shirt I had just ironed—for his date with her.”

“I introduced them… and somehow I ended up adjusting her veil before she walked down the aisle—to marry him. Gag Hag.”
by Brobituary August 6, 2025
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clock a gag

A phrase used when you read someone out or bring to the conversation someone else's flaws. That person would be so stunned that they'll be gagged and just then you would've clocked a gag.
-"Trump is stupid"

-Yess! clock a gag!
by yayo.o June 13, 2025
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