"Hey son, now that you're bangin the neighborhood girls..... well, here." "What are these Dad?" "These are steed masks, son. They protect you from STDs." "Okay. Thanks Dad." "But son, they only work if you use them." "Okay Dad."
by Loki2316 October 25, 2011
by Circus88 January 07, 2021
Frank: Hey Bryan, what are u going to wear for Holloween this year?
Bryan: Umm, my dad is going to watch some gay porn and beat his dick like an Iraqi Soldier and then once hes at his fullest, hes going to blow his insane load on my face and then I'm going to let it harden overnight; its called a Jizz Mask
Bryan: Umm, my dad is going to watch some gay porn and beat his dick like an Iraqi Soldier and then once hes at his fullest, hes going to blow his insane load on my face and then I'm going to let it harden overnight; its called a Jizz Mask
by imSuck September 04, 2006
Look at that mask hole walking around the store with a mask half on.
Usually Accompanied with crocodile tears in their eyes and a :( under the mask.
Usually Accompanied with crocodile tears in their eyes and a :( under the mask.
by ImpalaPhil December 04, 2020
<while in bed with head under the covers> 'that arse belch was a horror, with a pooning mask it would've been lethal.'
by Fanny Appleton May 15, 2006
by real quick September 07, 2009
"Later, Joseph would recall not only the hardships but the small things, the lollipops and mask smiles."
"I used to like flying until it became all slip n sips and mask smiles."
"I used to like flying until it became all slip n sips and mask smiles."
by Hifalutin! January 28, 2022