The Lone Blumpkin

When you are flexible enough to give yourself head while taking a shit on the toilet.

I was bored one day so i decided to do the lone blumpkin. Twas very steamy.

by therealtomkiely January 12, 2012

Dolores Blumpkin

A blowjob in a port-o-potty. Lavatory indicator should show half red, half green.

"After a Coco Loco, I found myself needing to void my bowels, only to find the lavatory occupied by two men engaging in a Dolores Blumpkin."

by Kimmaaaaay July 19, 2016

tatty blumpkin

Unimpressive blow job while taking a shit

Woman: was it good for you?
Man: Eh, tatty blumpkin.

by bigmike72 February 20, 2011

Texas Blumpkin

When a son is receiving head from either his mother, brother, sister, dad, grandma, grandpa, and cousins during the act of pooping.

Johnny received a Texas Blumpkin from his father

by BigFatJuicy456 April 9, 2016

Cunty Blumpkin

A real fly ass homie who you cant find any other words to describe, cause they are both your cousin and your dad. Usually within the confines of a trailer park or hobo shanty village.

What it do my cunty blumpkin? I aint seen you in a min. You got that crack?

by amanblah December 8, 2018

Devil's Blumpkin

The male drinks a whole bottle of hot sauce, then when his stomach gets ready to explode the girl fills her mouth with jalapeño peppers and blows him while he's shitting, making sure to pay attention to his dickhole.

Me: Larry why are you walking so funny?

Larry: My girlfriend gave me a Devil's Blumpkin last night and I'm burning through my dickhole to my asshole.

by Tickleroftaints March 5, 2022

modified blumpkin

A man receiving a blow job while the female is sitting on the toilet taking a shit.

My girlfriend loves giving me a modified Blumpkin while taking a dump on the toilet.

by DJR632 April 19, 2020