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Urban Dieting

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People who elect to screw the Weight Watchers point system and make up their own damn rules.
Weight Watchers needs to have an 'Oh Shit' I lost count point system because it's not working as the absinthe and martinis keep flowing. I can only continue with an urban dieting plan!
by Tinkerbell Hilton April 18, 2009
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Urban Addict

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(N.) One who enjoys his or her time posting Definitions on UrbanDictionary.com because it is a form of Artistic Expression by voicing your thoughts and opinions on the web, for others to not only see, but learn from, and even laugh at for some as well. An Urban Addict usually enjoys time on this website because they are very opinionated and wants the whole world to know what they're thinking. And some even use it to vent off their frustrations and anger, without fear of persecution or trouble because of the Nicknames they use here. Most of them, unfortunatly, don't better the website as a whole and end up messing it up.
Most Urban Addicts, though, are young, intelligent teenagers between 14-19 who usually (or on occasion) have a lot of intelligent obserbvative views on the world they live in.
by G-Union November 26, 2003
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urban dictionary

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Back when Urban Dictionary was in its early days, I used to respect the site. Sadly, since then many stupid little kids have invaded the place. They spend their days writing prejudiced 'definitions' and dribbling all over their keyboards.

Define my world? Wait, you're right. This shit pile is just an example of how sick and twisted the world is today. If you ever come here for something and you have a heart, chances are you'll be offended by some illiterate, deluded child's definition. (Opinion, I mean.) Solution? Don't visit here again, or better yet, leave the computer for a while.
<ghettog> lol seen the sand nigger defniton on urbn dictonary ?? lmao
<racistpunk33> lmao lol lol gay iraqis lol . seen the def 4 women?
<ghettog> lol dats fukin hilllarus ! now im gna write a def on spastic
<racistpunk33> o k lol im of to play halo3 on xbox live see ya

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Urban Dictionary and YouTube must have gotten in bed together.
by ShaunCollier July 5, 2007
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When i attempt to make a legit definition they reject it, but when someone makes a retarded donald trump one they ALL get accepted. Urban dictionary=Mainstream Media
Urban Dictionary is LEFT WING AF sucks major cock.
by lordherpderp January 31, 2017
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Urban Brownie

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An urban brownie is when you have to take a dump and your only option for excrement is a public restroom. A technique, developed by the Dutch in the late 1800's, known as "hovering" is one way of coping with an urban brownie. This involves using your hamstrings to avoid making contact with the seat of the toilet.

Warning: Enlarged and strengthened hamstring muscles may visually skew observed penis size in a negative manner. Hover in moderation.
"Oh man, I hate the airport. I'm about to drop an urban brownie too."
by Ken from Ohio August 18, 2006
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Urban Dictionary Reject

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A definition that is rejected by Urban Dictionary editors because it does not fit the criteria necessary to be entered in the dictionary. Usually submitted by;

1.A retarded teenage girl who defines herself as shy, sexy, sweet and the coolest chick you will ever meet.

2.A retarded teenage boy who defines himself as a total chick magnet with a massive cock and is great at everything.

3. A spiteful teenage boy/girl who wants to talk shit about an ex-girlfriend/boyfriend.

4. A friendless cock-gobbler who wants his WOW guild or call of duty team defined as total bad asses who are conquering the gaming world.

The sorry sacks of shit keep submitting entries never understanding why they are not being published. The editors see the same types of entry 20 times for the 1 acceptable entry they publish. If your potential entry fits into any of the above categories fuck off and quit wasting our time.
Typical Urban Dictionary Rejects
Kayla: a sweet, sexy, shy girl who is often misunderstood and is wanted by everyone she meets ;)

Tony: A totally awesome guy who kicks ass at rock band, smokes hella weed and is a total babe magnet. :0

Samantha: A smelly whore with a Vagina as wide as the entire Asian Sub-continent who blows everyone she meets and secretes hepatitis juice though her sweat glands.
by Jerkymcstupid August 7, 2010
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urban dictionary

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A place formerly used to find out about slang, and now a place that teens with no life use as a burn book to whine about celebrities, their friends, etc., let out their sexual frustrations, show off their racist/sexist/homophobic/anti-(insert religion here) opinions, troll, and babble about things they know nothing about.
Urbandictionary.com isn't a burn book or a webjournal site.
thumbs up for urban dictionary
by JERKER19 July 19, 2010
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