jerk weed

An extremely annoying person who can't shut the fuck up

Q: "How come you were on the phone so long?"
A: "This guy's a fucken jerk weed who can't make his mind up for shit!"

by hipoint93 August 17, 2011

Geri-Jerk

When a male, typically in his 20's or 30's, receives a hand job from an elderly, geriatric male or geriatric female.

Frank went to Walmart and with a little sweet talk, picked up an old lady in the pharmacy department. She accompanied him to his car in the parking lot where she graciously gave Frank a Geri-Jerk before resuming her shopping for adult diapers and fiber pills.

by Eaton Holgoode September 15, 2015

fast jerk

the act of masterbating at a very high or rapid speed without stopping until ejaculation, most used while masterbating for the second time in a row

Dude, i was fast jerking so much last night! The first time went by to fast.

by david s. perez October 12, 2008

jerk cream

Cream to beat off with.or it can be a lotion or some type of lubrication...

"i gotta go buy me some jerk cream"
"why honey?"
"you dont have sex with me"

by court dog June 11, 2006

kirk-a-jerk

A prank pulled on your friends, where you grab one by the shoulders and forcefully ram your knee into their anus. Patented by the famous Aaron Kirk. One may confuse a kirk-a-jerk with farting while having a penis in your anus.

"I saw kaps doing some kind of bodybuilding bullshit, so i took the opportunity to give him one good kirk-a-jerk. Man did he yelp"

by drewbin arubin May 2, 2006

circle jerk

A group of men standing in a circle formation, masturbating.

All of those men are in a circle jerk.

by Andrea DGeorge Nor-Cal May 7, 2016

circle jerk

When a group of males stand in a circle and all masturbate towards the center. Also known as C.J.

Hey, Bill, you down with having a circle jerk tonight?

by Karl T October 4, 2005