dink

shrinking someone to the size of a shrinky dink by putting them in a 9000 degree oven

If you keep up these shenanigans, I’m gonna dink you!
Man, I just failed no dink December.

by dinkingalwaysandforever October 24, 2020

dink

a twink but fat

“so you’re gay, white, a power bottom and fat? you’re such a dink bro”

by dikkeaap October 7, 2021

dink

a puss that wont fuck kylie mallete

dink is a pussy

by jamesgarret1244433 October 27, 2019

dink

dink is a word for punching someone in the face/beating them up

“i’m bout to dink her in her face”
“ she bout to get dinked “

by cookieelynn September 25, 2022

Dink

(verb) when nipples kiss

At sleepovers sometimes when you wake up, your and your friend may dink.

by Dinklord VI October 28, 2022

Dink

Dink just means for something to be dumb or idiotic. Mostly used by the north east of England (as far as I know) and it's so funny when you put it in a completely unintelligible sentence that would make Americans go cross eyed.

Me: ,pwhar, that's ,canny,,dink, that ,liek,

My m8: ,pwhar,,why aye, m8

by yourabsolutemam December 28, 2021

Dink Flexing

Middle aged married couples without kids, aka "Dinks" (dual income no kids) spending on their lifestyles to show how hip and fit they are. The things they spend on are mountain bikes, craft beers, travel, outdoor gear in general, SUV's, etc

That couple's new SUV with new pricey mountain bikes on back is some real dink flexing.

by Laughs Along With Humans May 10, 2023