on lock

1)to be under really strict, severe obligations or rules
2)to have somebody under control

1) \"Yo,i can\'t go outside man, my parents got me on lock, unda sum really strict shit yo.\"

2)Girlfriend:\"Come here, now!\"
Boyfriend: \"Im coming, sorry i can\'t go right now\"
Boyfriend\'s friend:Damn dawg she got u on lock

by vh_bkbombshell April 26, 2005

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caps lock disease

an std-like syndrome that is mysteriously transmitted over cyber activity... causes the infected person to have sudden outbreaks of typing in caps lock

Umm... I think Pinky is suffereing from caps lock disease

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

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Griss Lock

To 'Griss Lock' means to have forcible or unconsented sex with any animal in a manner similar to the '69' postioning.

To try and attempt the above.

Can also be hyphenated i.e Griss-Lock

Did you hear about Farmer Joe? He fucking griss locked his cows!

I bet Tim griss locks his cat!

by Willba-Beast May 21, 2008

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Pink Thigh Lock

1.(verb)The sexual act of a women forcefully locking her legs around her partner's waist before he has a chance to pull out therefore inducing pregnancy.

2. Force pregnancy by the female counterpart by securing her legs and feet tightly around her partner leading no escape for him.

1. Danny: Dude whats wrong?

Jesus : (sigh) Remember that girl yesterday?

Danny: Yeah what happened?

Jesus : She did the Pink Thigh Lock on me...Im gonna be a father.

Danny: WTF is a thigh lock?!

Jesus : This bitch decided she was gonna lock her legs before I pulled out, last time I do it without a condom.

Danny: Congratulations!

by The Strudel May 4, 2011

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mortal lock

A term to describe a bet that is virtually guaranteed winner, but in reality it is just a coin flip.

The term is a modification of the term, lock, which is used to describe a guaranteed winner in sports betting.

The use of this term is introduced by a poster, Richkas, who use the term to gain attention for his sports gambling picks. Due to the fact that his mortal locks are no better than a coin flip, the term is usually used as a comical modifier for sports gambling picks.

There are several variations of the term lock. Some popular variations are, Sicilian Lock, bet your mother's house lock, and $$$mortal lock$$$.

St. Louis Cardinals is a mortal lock.

Bet the blues, it is a mortal lock.

by picoman March 31, 2009

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