Nobody Treatment

The action to exclude someone (seldom a group) from receiving rewards, gifts, or any sort of privileges even if it’s properly warranted, or for a trade for reasons that relate to not being under a status (whether it be popularity, sexuality, in a relationship, etc).

I won the more expensive prize fair and square, but the host decided to give me the nobody treatment, and give it to the person who was in third place for being more popular than me.

by Super Saiyazard May 2, 2024

white-carpet treatment

That special "V.I.P." respect/honoring that you receive while strolling the beach with handfuls of tasty edibles, and have "accumulated" a whole undulating "ground-cover" of nibblets-seeking seagulls padding along behind you, watching for you to toss a morsel in their direction.

I always love getting the white-carpet treatment when I visit the seashore; I especially get a kick out of how each of the individual seagulls actually seems to be able to "distinguish" your gaze --- i.e., apparently each bird can actually discern if you are looking directly at him to indicate that he's been "chosen" to be fed next --- and so even a gull from the middle or back of the "carpet" of feather-brains will obligingly stretch out his beak and "open up wide", even before you toss the tidbit to him.

by QuacksO January 25, 2019

The Honey Boo-Boo Treatment

This is where a person consumes a large quantity of honey (approximately a litre) and then purposefully vomits it onto their partner, (or one may perform this by themselves, of which they would instead vomit into a container and preserve it) of which it is then lathered and massaged all over the body, focusing on dry patches, rashes, blemishes, acne and/or acne scars. It can also be used to treat damaged hair by lathering it onto the scalp and rinsing, much like shampoo and conditioner.

It is rumoured that it can also be consumed to treat various diseases. The origins of this is

unknown, however has become increasingly popular in the United Kingdom. Usually practiced among those who use alternative medicine, as it lacks actual scientific proof as to its health benefits and healing properties. The name to the practice is currently unknown, as it is not widely known, however, it has been referred to as the 'Honey Boo-Boo Treatment' or just ' a Honey Boo-Boo'.

Documented by D13khead, tested by Dingob3ded

I felt very poorly and so I tried The Honey Boo-Boo Treatment.

by D13kb3ded August 7, 2024

stucco wall treatment

Having sex doggie style with the woman's forehead pinned against a rough stucco wall.

Jane was acting uppity after spending time with her former sorority sisters so John decided to give her the stucco wall treatment.

by Zelmo72 October 21, 2021

The Disney treatment

Whenever movie critics rate a movie, they give extra points to it for being a Disney movie.

The Last Jedi received the Disney treatment, this giving it a 92% on rotten tomatoes.

by TornadoGordo December 24, 2017

Tyrone Treatment

When you're fighting a difficult Honkai: Star Rail boss and everybody on your team dies but Fu Xuan.

Originated and coined by a poor mono-quantum player named Tyrone, who had to solo (and failed) with Fu Xuan.

Person 1: "Fuck! Aventurine's boss is so hard, everyone but Fu Xuan is dead!"
Person 2: "Yikes.. Sorry, man. You're getting the Tyrone Treatment."

by Kqiu08 December 9, 2024

Elevator Treatment

The Act of police intentionally stopping the elevator in a detention center, between floors and proceeding to violently beat the perp for several minutes before resuming and taking the perp to the jail block and citing that the person slipped in the elevator. (Happens if the perp seriously pisses off the cops ) the operation being common in the 80's and 90's when most elevators were not equipped with CCTV

Damn man they just brought Jason back from Interrogation, By the looks of his face they gave him the Elevator treatment on the way back. Must've pissed them off during the session"

by Hawkeye_PC November 16, 2023