i smell cap

When you detect that someone is a liar.

Friend: Did you go water sporting with Jessica last night?
Me: No.
Friend: I smell cap.

by N0VALI0N November 19, 2019

i like beans

A phrase that is shouted during a slight moment of madness or perhaps to bring a swift end to an awkward silence.

Guy 1: "Dude I slept with your girlfriend, I'm sorry man."

Guy 2: ..........

Guy 1: "I LIKE BEANS!"

by Dr Bean September 21, 2008

i aint no bitch

The act of not being a bitch or exibiting any characteristics of a bitchass.

Guy1: Yo, you want bong those five shots of vodka
Guy2: SHIT NIGGA, I AINT NO BITCH!

by Seth968 June 11, 2008

I'M SCREAMING

A phrase used by morons who believe something is funnier than it is except in reality their reaction is that of watching a political debate. Nobody knows who started this trend, but we all wish they're currently burning in the hottest place in hell.

Joe: Say's something retarded
Tumblr White Gurl: I'M SCREAMING

by Croconaww November 16, 2018

i got plugs

I have connections
I know people

I am somebodaay you feel meee

- Oh you work at Victoria's Secret can you hook a sistah up?

- I do not work there anymore...
- Oh crap!

- Don't worry gurrl, I got plugs, i'll hook you up

by ShakishaLove December 11, 2013

I luv You

What a person says to their girl/boyfriend when they do not want to commit to saying "I love you"

Boy: I love you Ashley
Girl: Aww, I luv you too
(sheesh that had to hurt!!)

by AshleyF88 February 10, 2003

I'm out

Not agreeing to something or not interested.

Count me out.

Hey we're going to the football game, wanna come?

Nah, I'm out.

by Jsmooth83 September 29, 2006