Giant Invisible Flying Penis 

Obviously a large penis. It is unknown as to which race of human this genitalia is. It also houses some power that makes it fly. As well as flying, it also makes itself invisible. Using this power, one can be the ultimate sex icon.

" I Tried to take a whiz, but my penis magically detatched it self from my crotchal region and flew away. It turned invisible and grew in size quite dramatically. I knew It to be as The Giant Invisible Flying Penis. "

Giant Invisible Flying Penis by Ilike ponies January 12, 2012

How's your penis? 

Greeting from one ordinary guy to another to ask how he's doing, how life is treating him.

"Hey, it's good to see you. I haven't seen you in a while. How's your penis?"

How's your penis? by GregMD September 6, 2013

First Penis 

The term used to define the penis of the President of the United States.

There have been 42 First Penises since 1776.

First Penis by Nicolai January 25, 2004

nitro penis 

a penis that can shoot out jizz soo fast that it looks like a bullet.

when the guy has nitro penis he can cum really fast

nitro penis by danny May 13, 2005

the penis game 

the penis game is a game in which two or more players say the word "penis" starting from a whisper and progressing to a balls-out scream. the loser is the person who attracts a designated person's attention first. the designated person is not aware of the game taking place.

penis...
Penis...
PENIS!!!
::somebody turns around::
You lose, muthafucka!

the penis game by JayStar June 11, 2005

Arab Penis 

1. The stereotypical view that Arabs, particularly from Egypt, Lebanon and Palestine have large penises. They normally range anywhere from 8 inches and above.

2. Slang term for very large penis.

"girl 1: hey i just broke up with my boyfriend and i want to find a new guy, but he has to have a big dick. Any suggestions?

girl 2: Yeah, actually i heard those arabs have really big dicks and they know how to swing that thing like a bat, my friend from Mexico is dating an arab guy right now and she swears his dick is at least 9 inches long and really thick, she says she cant get enough of that big ole Arab Penis!

girl 1: damn girl, my mouth is watering just at the thought of that, i want a big arab penis in my mouth right now!"

Arab Penis by white girl loves big arab dick December 2, 2009

midget penis

When your penis is at its very smallest. The exact opposite of having a boner.

I always do a good penis pull and stretch as I approach the urinal so if anyone peeks while I'm peeing it won't look like I have midget penis

midget penis by jjjjeezy July 8, 2011