leisure cunt

Noun. An affirmative name for someone who is enjoying leisure time.
Independent person who makes having free time a priority.

Person 1: "Yeah I decided: fuck doing my masters in 2017, I'm gonna be a total leisure cunt."
Person 2: "Aw! I want 2 b a leisure cunt!"

by leisurecunt August 3, 2016

Dumb Cunt

If you get called a Dumb Cunt just go fuck ya self

mate your a fucking dumb cunt

by Nick Redboy November 19, 2016

the cunt curse

The cunt curse is when you call someone a cunt and they die the next day. Mostly used as a form of jinx, not intended for the death. Involves more than one person.

"You remind me of Hannah"
"Hannahs a fucking cunt"
*Hannah will die within a week after due to the cunt curse*

by I am a jinx January 2, 2017

fibre cunt

A human of very low standing who when presented with any obstacle will simply roll over and throw a tantrum.
Such persons are usually to be found stacking trolleys in supermarket car parks or trying to unravel cable resembling a pterodactyls nest.

The lowest of the low

Look at the state of that over there John!!! That's a terrible state to let yourself get in to.

No, no Dave. That's a Fibre Cunt. Stay well clear of it

by assmasta March 31, 2017

Curb Cunt

A disposable bitch. Trash that is not worthy to be in your hand while you search for proper disposal so you throw it to the curb. Less worth than a magnificent cunt or regular cunt, curb cunt is at the bottom

Jordan and Dennis wouldn't shut the fuck up those curb cunts.

by Jimmsters July 12, 2017

Crumpet cunt

Sticking a buttery biscuit in ur cunt and leaving it there till it goes mushy

Oh wait r u crumpet cunting to Nick crompton

by Holocaust 2 August 23, 2017

mopey cunt

The listless/sad/unproductive feeling you get when you are away from your loved one.

"I'm such a mopey cunt when she's not around!"

"Stop being such a mopey cunt! You'll see him soon"

"He's being such a mopey cunt, listening to power ballads again"

by Katsbud February 22, 2018