meat lamp

A tanning apparatus for the penis. See muffin oven and hand lube.

I lost my muffin oven, can I borrow your meat lamp? We're getting pale down there.

by Colin McDonnell October 02, 2013

Meat Sack

The newly rising slang for condoms in Springfield Ohio. They're sacks that you put your meat in. Get it?

Javier uses extra-small meat sacks when we do the nasty.

Brett uses lubricated meat sacks to make anal with Garrett more pleasurable.

by Your Friend Phil August 16, 2014

meat wacking

One who admires jerking off their rather small penis.

Goose lip Mel loves meat wacking with hot massage oil.

by Money Green April 28, 2016

I Show The Meat

I Show the Meat🗣🗣🗣💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🥩🥩🍖🍖🍖 A song by “Daddy Speed” after his son “IShowSpeed” flashed his uncircumcised dick to millions of people over five nights of Freddy’s

I Show The Meat
To make you feel complete
I Show The Meat
Something you can't believe
I Show The Meat
To make you feel complete
I Show The Meat
Something you can't believe
I Show The Meat
To make you feel complete
I Show The Meat
Something you can't believe
I Show The Meat
To make you feel complete
I Show The Meat
Something you can't believe
I Show The Meat
To make you feel complete
I Show The Meat
Something you can't believe
I Show The Meat
To make you feel complete
I Show The Meat
Something you can't believe

by Ballslover42069 December 30, 2023

Pumping meat locker

PUMPING MEAT LOCKER!! Is a game where one player lays on they’re stomach on a couch and another player runs from one couch arm to the other while running over the player laying in they’re stomach until the laying player can’t take it anymore. Then they swap places.

My sister almost broke my back playing Pumping Meat Locker on the couch last night.

by Fenwaypro55 May 11, 2019

meat seeking

When a girl or gay guy is trying to get a peek at a guys peanus

i was in the woods relieving my self when tori came up from behind me meat seeking

by fapper20 May 05, 2009

Thumpin on his meat

Beating your girlfriend and or wife.

Drish: Hey where has Tom been
Robably: He went to jail for thumpin on his meat. I called the cops so she didn't end up hurt too bad.
Drish: Oh no! I hope she is ok.

by April 28, 2023