Brick job

When they jerk you off while wearing Lego hands.

I need a good brick job right now.

by NeedOxygenPlease July 12, 2024

Russian Paint Job

When you quickly lick from a woman’s butthole to her vagina and repeat back and forth. Use your tongue like a paint brush and move quickly because your are rushin’

I gave my tinder date a Russian paint job when we came back to my place.

by James Franklin 512 February 26, 2022

Rim Job

When you brew a cup of coffee and the ratio produces the perfect amount of coffee to fill the cup to the rim

Damn, this v60 ratio gave me a rim job!

by Buttonwillow October 21, 2016

nose job

Pretty much like a blow job, except using the nostril instead of the mouth.

Doctor: what the hell happened
girl: I gave my boyfriend a nose job

by the funny one February 13, 2015

paw job under the table

Getting a syrupy pawjob under the table at dennys and one of xer claws gets stuck in your urethera. Thatd be unfortunate.

Diddy: "Walter what did you do yesterday? Why did you need to go to the hospital?"
Walter: " Dude I got a syrupy paw job under the table at dennys and one of xer claws got suck in my urethera."
Diddy: "Fs in chat bro"

by syrupy pawjob February 28, 2025

Job

A job is somewhere you go everyday to get money. You probably hate it at first, but you'll get used to it. The only reason why you go there is so you can survive, which is stupid.

Mother: Get a job!

Father: Why won't you get a job!?

Every other person on the planet: Have you gotten a job yet????

Me: I've been working at my office for 30 years now. Wait, souldn't you be dead by now?

Everyone: Yes, we're dead, but you're schizophrenic and that's why only you can see and hear us.

Me: what

Everyone: what

by ggggschizophrenicschizophrenic May 15, 2018

Guilty job

When a girl ,who is in a relationship with somebody else, crys and says how she should not be doing this but still continues to finish the job

Guy 1- "Damn bro did you see that girl?" "Too bad she's got a boyfriend." Guy 2- "yeah she won't let you hit it, but she sure will give you a guilty job"

by Shaddrick January 24, 2019