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Jobs

Yeah, I hope 166,632 people lose their jobs over an ad says the conservative who pretends to care about jobs. Your job isn't important. Just get a different one... It my pay less. I don't actually even know what you're options are. Working for Anheuser-Busch might be the only job you could get when you started. But I don't care! Tranny bad!
Hym " 'I hope 166,632 people lose their jobs' says the guy who claims to care about jobs."
by Hym Iam April 20, 2023
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Gobble Job

The act of deep throating a dick far enough that the testicles hang down ones chin such as a Turkey Wattle (the testicle like skin hanging from the neck of a Turkey). The sound of gobbling may or may not be involved but is usually preferred in the event of a true Gobble Job.
"I thonight I heard turkeys outside my house last night so I ran out expecting to find a flock on my lawn...then I remembered my roommate telling me about this awesome oral sex trick his girl friend had learned. He called it a Gobble Job..."
by rat_prince May 30, 2014
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North Carolina Nose Job

The male equivalent of the South Carolina Sinus Squeeze. The act of rapidly inserting one’s penis into another’s nasal cavity for the purpose of clearing a clogged nostril.
Becky you have to try North Carolina Nose Job, Bob gave me one last night and I can finally breathe again!
by Slimmy T July 7, 2025
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Russian Paint Job

When you quickly lick from a woman’s butthole to her vagina and repeat back and forth. Use your tongue like a paint brush and move quickly because your are rushin’
I gave my tinder date a Russian paint job when we came back to my place.
by James Franklin 512 February 26, 2022
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Curd Burger Blow Job

You jack someone off with some bread till they get hard, then you do a dental dam of fondue, a cheese dental dam, that then forms and dries around the cock as the blow job goes on. You then take the cheese that formed with the jizz around the mans cock and feed it back to him. He eats the cheese jizzumed cum mold once it's over.
"Bro, last night I have my boyfriend a curd burger blow job... and I'm still having cheese cum burps, so is he."
by WisconsinStrong November 19, 2023
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Job Swing

Can only be done with a knife.

a "Job Swing" is where someone uses a knife like a sword to try to cut you with. Like the way you hold a lightsaber. Instead of a left and right motion its a chopping motion like a sword by up and down.
I was walking to the store and this thug, I'm presuming a newbie, tried to job swing me with a knife.
by cyb3rhack3r November 12, 2015
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Maryland Rim Job

When you take the mustard out of a maryland blue crab put it on the butthole and lick it out.
After the Baltimore Ravens game, I gave her a maryland rim job.
by PIFFPIFF June 2, 2024
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