wrapped up like a douche

One who is ridiculously preoccupied with trivial matters and therefore cannot be bothered with meaningful information from other, less douchey people.

"I tried to get her attention about the house being on fire, but she's wrapped up like a douche watching The O.C."

by Chris Mann September 18, 2008

tony-like

a guy who is so slow and stupid. he ask stupid questions and cant speak properly. he smells really bad even if he sprays deoderant he would still smell fuckin like shit. i betcha he doesnt wipe his fat ass so thats why he smells fuckin like shit. he is so shit at basketball, that if he was up close to the ring he would miss as well if he would use the backboard he would still miss the HELL out of it. When u play basketball u dont wanna go near him because he smells so bad that you would get brain damage from the stench.
SHOWS HOW FUCKING SHIT HE IS...

"That guy smells man"
"What a dumb cunt"
"Did you understand what the fuck he just said before"
"DAMN...that smells like shit"
"That guy is tony-like"

by moooka moooka May 2, 2005

built like a brick shithouse

Of a woman, having particularly large breasts.

She's built like a brick shithouse. (While cupping both hands in front of your chest as if holding large breasts and bouncing them slightly.)

by mariposaman March 15, 2011

Bend it like beckham

when a male is fuckin a gurl dogystyle and after he ejaculates in her butt. he kicks the bitch across the room

did u have fun with suzie last nite?
na man i hada BEND IT LIKE BECKHAM on a bitch

by ANDREW YA DIG August 12, 2008

Walkin' like a sauerkraut

V. The act of walking like a sauerkraut, and or being noticed as a sauerkraut in the act of walking.

Guy: Jen, I don't think I can go out with you anymore..

Jen: Why not!?

Guy: Well, every day in public I see you walkin' like a sauerkraut. It needs to stop, or its over!

by Keblic July 8, 2007

penguins taste like babies

no your all wrong..penguins taste like penguins..they only taste of babys when roasted WITH baby's..geebus

mmmm penguinbaby stew

by div February 10, 2004

Would you like to take a survey

Asking someone if they would like to take a survey, then kicking them in the nuts.

"Would you like to take a survey?"
"Sure"
(Kick in the nuts)

by canopy November 9, 2007