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White Man's Hydraulics

Typically, this is where a white man, usually in his mid 30's to late 40's hears a hip-hop song on the radio in his sedan. He then tries to exemplify the beat as he reaches an intersection where he can repeatedly press on the brake over and over again, trying not to get to close to the car in front of them. This creates a certain sense of "fun" for him and his white caucasian son.
Wallace- My father does some particularly odd things.

Willard- Such as?

Wallace- Last Tuesday, my father started listening to "Soulja Boy" on the radio and pulled the so called white man's hydraulics on me. I thought he was intoxicated.

Willard- Was this activity fun?

Wallace- Indeed chap, it was very entertaining.
by xMountainMistx April 2, 2010
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white assembly tax

The extra price people pay for "luxury" goods just because they were built by white people.

The white assembly tax inspires a false confidence in quality and and an unsupported assurance that the product is the best.

The white assembly tax is confirmed to be added to the price of a product if it is made in Germany, or some other European country.

Ikea and countries formerly part Soviet Union have been known to damage the effect.
It can apply to cars, apparel, even stationary.
Aaron prided himself in his crayon set purchase knowing that the wax was shaped and dyed in Germany.

As soon as Tim saw that the stapler was made in Italy, he took an instant liking to it, even though the stapler next to it from Myanmar was 20% cheaper due to the lack of white assembly tax. The Myanmar stapler also shot lasers and made long distance calls for free.

Apple is sneaky. They affix a "Designed in California" sign to justify the price premium for their products by the white assembly tax. However, they're stuff is still made in China.
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White Man's Whore

When a women of color (usally a black or african american women) is attracted to or dates only white men.

started around the 1950s when interracial marrige was illegal.
''wow kayla is so pretty do you think she'll be into me''?
''nah man i heard she's a white man's whore"
by lov3_bunn January 14, 2022
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chasing the white rabbit

When you are on a binge of mind altering substances and spiraling out of control on your journey to Wonderland. Beware The Red Queen. She means to take your head and eclipse your soul in darkness for eternity.
Brother, I have been chasing the white rabbit so hard! I am almost in Wonderland.
by Lord Johanis February 11, 2014
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The Other White Meat

Noun. Proper.

Definition 1: Official Motto of the US Pork Board

Definition 2: Pork, pud, shween.
Example 1: "The other white meat, it's what's for dinner."

Example 2: "Bob is sporting a tree trunk in his pants... I'm gonna get me some of that "other white meat."
by Maven April 18, 2004
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white elephant gift

White Elephant gift is that 'something unusual' you purchased, or were given, that has value to someone, somewhere. You've never used but can't throw it away. It is wrapped or rewrapped and given away
White elephant gifts could include dime store perfumes, last years calendar, diapers when you don't have kids, an ashtray but you don't smoke, etc.
by G'ma November 24, 2013
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White Boy Magic

A white male who despite his ethnicity is deemed an acceptable gangster rapper by a black male.
hey mane check this cracka out he got dat white boy magic

"You ask me how I do it and I call it White Boy Magic" - Lil Wyte
by $KM October 16, 2008
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