John:awe this peanut butter must make the dog lick my dong
Dog:wtf..... oooo peanut butter
Owner: ew why does your tongue taste like dick.... I just got 2nd hand dick slapped
Dog:wtf..... oooo peanut butter
Owner: ew why does your tongue taste like dick.... I just got 2nd hand dick slapped
by Blahblahpoop March 13, 2018
Get the 2nd hand Dick Slapmug. Another word for a snow shovel.
by BODYWEATHER5000 November 28, 2020
Get the Hand plowmug. Jazz Hands: When you find hella big jazz apples (I'm talking ABNORMALLY LARGE), and crave them into what will look like hands. Thus creating Jazz Hands.
(No, I'm not a dad, I swear.)
(No, I'm not a dad, I swear.)
by BabyBatDraws September 30, 2020
Get the Jazz Handsmug. Replying to someone with, " Shovel in hand", means you can dig it. (I agree, I understand, I like it)
(statement) We have to be at work earlier today because we didn't finish yesterday's load!
(Reply) Shovel in hand, I'll be there.
(Reply) Shovel in hand, I'll be there.
by Ja'vae December 14, 2023
Get the Shovel in handmug. Two hand slam is the act of pleasuring ones self with both hands vigorously. Commonly done by males with an average penis size to make them think it's bigger than it actually is. If one is fortunate enough to receive said two hand slam it will be a very memorable experience and cause you to only pleasure yourself with it from here on out
Guy 1: Man, both of my forearms are super sore
Guy 2: Bro, it's gotta be from all the jerking off
Guy 1: No its not that...
Guy 2: Once you get used to the two hand slam your forearms won't hurt anymore. Trust me
Guy 2: Bro, it's gotta be from all the jerking off
Guy 1: No its not that...
Guy 2: Once you get used to the two hand slam your forearms won't hurt anymore. Trust me
by Two hand slammer October 10, 2017
Get the two hand slammug. The hands elmo makes when he’s like ‘i don’t know’. It’s a shrug and only official when it comes from elmo
by Elmohandz December 24, 2021
Get the ELMO HANDSmug. by Farfox5 November 7, 2014
Get the one handed joustingmug.