fuzzy monkey

A woman with more facial hair than most men. (i.e. better sideburns than Kevin Costner when he did that crappy 3000 miles to Graceland movie)

man 1:"Hey did you see Sheryl checking you out?"
man 2:"No way I'd hit that man. She looks like a damn fuzzy monkey."

by thegreatandpowerfulrandini December 20, 2012

Box-Monkey

A person who recieves any kind of STD from a monkey or other mammal and licks it once or twice a day while sitting in a box.

friend: did u see james franco at the grammys?

guy: yeah , he looked like he just finished doing a Box-Monkey .

by charles97012 March 20, 2011

Desert Monkey

A useless retard

John: ew robert you are a desert monkey
Robert: we wagh undertale bleh ooh aah

by Chipotle_Employee January 17, 2022

Funny Monkey

a monkey who is autistic he likes to eat bananas to the point where he gags

do you see that FUNNY MONKEY?

HE IS SO AUTISTIC BRO

by N00nz May 9, 2021

monkey desk

A really messed up interior design.. referencing the very scary "monkey desk" that Ty designed and Frank allowed on Trading Spaces.

I like your house and all, but that orange chair reminds me of a monkey desk.

by Neffy August 19, 2003

Penis Monkey Lover

someone who is "gay" and loves tiny penises with so much hair, you can not see the penis.

Wow did you see Jack the other day. He is such a Penis Monkey lover.

by Penis's June 20, 2011

Cock Monkey Bastard

1. term used to express to someone you think they play with themselves more than a cock monkey. (phallocentric)
2.n.person who constantly pisses you off and spends all their spare time wacking it like its going out of style.
You can also use CMB for short.

1. You're a cock monkey bastard!
2. That guy's such a fucken cock monkey bastard. I should beat his ass.

by ClaytonMoore March 12, 2003