true love

What you think you have until your boyfriend realizes that he's gay.

"True love":
Guy: So...uh...I'm gay...
Girl: What the shit?! You couldn't have told me this years ago?!

by mmm biscuits March 3, 2009

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Love Tap

When an individual walks up to you and gently taps you in the genitalia.Commonly used with men who are really confident about their sexuality and feel like tapping other men testicles will make them manlier...God bless them

Billy: Hey scooter!(walks to scooter)

Scooter:What's up?

Billy: oh well..(billy takes 2 fingers and gently taps scooters ball sack.

Scooter YOOOOO i'll kill you

Bill: calm down it's just a love tap

Scooter: oh very well then.

by Handsome Guy 69 October 28, 2010

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love

something i'll never get

will i ever be loved

by iamcookiemonster April 8, 2020

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Love

love is fake

love is not realistic

by anonymous October 7, 2020

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love

a fake feeling for a temporary happiness ; something to not get yourself into

whats your worse mistake ?

me: falling in love with you

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by AlienSnvggles March 13, 2017

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THE LOVE POTION

is when your girlfriend is sleeping and you sneak up on her and fart in face and run away when she wakes up all startled she smells your fart (love potion)

my girlfriend was a real bitch last night and when she fell asleep i gave her ''THE LOVE POTION''

by ADAMO S May 25, 2010

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