I’m smoking crack with my homies daruding my sandstorm while huffing gasoline out of a shoe it’s a great time to be a niggly wiggly crackhead sippin md 40 under my crack shack geeked up playing xbox all day i dont got a job i dont go to school but i pay stayin fresh with the latest pearl jays ridin in the charger geekin hard trippy mane I smoke on that loud shit boro smokin dat acid and kush and cocaine and heroin smoking dish soap and carpet cleaner while huffing weeaboo piss while im taking a fat shit on the sidewalk in chicago im go wiping my ass with the nearest napkins I can find from a couple dining outside then drop my pants and wipe my ass right in front of them while they’re trying to enjoy a nice meal but too bad I came up needing napkins I really had to wipe my ass that’s what they get for a putting a restaurant near my crack shack I then proceeded to rub my ass wipings on the table leaving brown shit stains on the nice newly painted picnic tables while they sit there shocked
by Acidnigah January 16, 2025
Get the Grandma’s a chill guymug. by Flowerguy123 April 5, 2023
Get the flower guymug. by fox fox April 25, 2024
Get the two french guys banging at a sleep overmug. GX Guy: Someone who’s parents are very well off, and live in a wealthy area. They are often given ridiculous amounts of money by their parents, browse holiday packages in their spare time, and are typically very naive to the real world.
Person 1: “This is ridiculous, my Dad only gave me fifty quid this week! I can’t believe it!”
Person 2: “Shut up; stop being such a GX Guy.”
Person 2: “Shut up; stop being such a GX Guy.”
by Cap’n Borty March 11, 2020
Get the GX Guymug. I don’t know what their proper title is. I hope their day is great if they read this, which they probably will because they are the ones that clear the request to post this. Have a wonderful day!
Guy 1: damn, those urban dictionary guys are pretty cool.
Guy 2: I know, right? They’re literally “🗿”
Guy 2: I know, right? They’re literally “🗿”
by MyNameIsCalvin July 20, 2024
Get the Urban dictionary guymug. The person in charge of Ely Access Guide, aka Ely Access Guy,
For those that on't know what ELy Access Guide is, it's a company that makes accessibility guides for lots of venues round the UK, yet hardly anyone knows about it. He does live streams and lots of videos
For those that on't know what ELy Access Guide is, it's a company that makes accessibility guides for lots of venues round the UK, yet hardly anyone knows about it. He does live streams and lots of videos
Girls:"Hello there, I saw you last weekend!"
Guy: Hey, wondered why I took loads of photos?"
Girls: Yes
Guy: AHa, (opens YouTube)
I'm the Ely Access Guy and I made a guide. Nice to meet you
Guy: Hey, wondered why I took loads of photos?"
Girls: Yes
Guy: AHa, (opens YouTube)
I'm the Ely Access Guy and I made a guide. Nice to meet you
by Ely Access Guy November 17, 2024
Get the Ely Access Guymug. When you've watched so much family guy that your internal monologue is stuck as the voices for the characters. Extra points if it's cleveland.
by CJ-CRINKLE August 5, 2024
Get the Family guy-tismug.