Kinging

Being a king ig

"No one wants to watch 1000 episodes of Islands Exploring and Kinging

by anonymous June 27, 2021

Tiger Kinged

Verb - The act of dropping so much densely packed information on someone at once that they are completely overloaded and rendered unable to perform higher brain functions for a temporary time. The individual being Tiger Kinged usually is not expecting to be mentally crushed by so much densely packed information and is not prepared, such that the sheer mental processing power that it takes to unpack everything renders them in a state of shock and at times stupidity for an hour or so after while they digest everything to make sense of it.

Rio: Have you seen Netflix's Tiger King yet?

Tim: Honestly, after the first two episodes, I felt stupid af while my brain processed all of that info. I mean, in two episodes you introduce me to a gay af country-ass tiger trainer who has TWO husbands, this one dude got NO teeth and nipple piercings, OK? Oh yea, and NEITHER of them are gay! Then this girl Carole maybe (definitely!) murdered her husband and fed him to the tigers?! And there's this Hindu guru follower guy with a beer belly and a pony tail named Doc who has SEVEN??? wives? WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK. So yea, my brain needs a LONG minute to process all of this. I'm taking the rest of the day easy. Believe that.

Rio: omg that happened to me too! lol We got Tiger Kinged!

Tim: lol absolutely

by ShadyKuns April 4, 2020

lanie grace king

Lanie grace king,She is a very good best friend.usually blonde with blue eyes.lanie grace king isn’t afraid to slap a bitch so be careful.

Lanie Grace king is a good best friend.

by Lanie grace king July 18, 2023

LEGENDARY KING

1. A god
2. Often used when someone wants to express how good someone is
3. The most powerful living being in the universe

That guy was a legendary king when he saved those people from the accident
Legendary King will save us Dont worry

by Son of Legendary King December 3, 2020

Christ is King

ANYTHING CAN BE ANTI-SEMITIC NOW! LITERALLY ANYTHING! EVERYTHING IS A MIRCO-AGGRESSION WHEN IT COMES TO ANTI-SEMITISM! HA! HAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! AHA! HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! IT'S CRITICAL RACE THEORY ALL OVER AGAIN! EXCEPT FOR THE JEWS! HA!

Hym "Oooooooooh MAN! That. Is. Priceless! Okokok! 'Christ is king' is anti-semitic now... ANYTHING can be anti-semitic now! Literally any combination of words according to Jeremy Boring... Which is fantastic! Here are some new anti-semitic things to say: 'Shrimp on the barbie' Is anti-semitic now because the jews are small and it's easy to cook a lot of them at the same time. 'Don't forget your hat' is now anti-semitic because the Jewish people, they never forget! They're like elephants, these guys. What are you trying to say? You think Jews don't have good memories? Ok. The next one is 'OoOo Gehfoigal!' And it's anti-semitic because it's what I hear in my head when I think of a Jew. Right? OoOo Gehfoigal! You hear it? Sounds jewish, right? Er- yiddish? Right? OoOo Gehfoigal! There. It's saved in my quick-text. Now when I type 'G,' Gehfoigal is the first word that pops up... As it should be. Uuuuumm... All baked goods (obviously). They're just not kosher... Uuuhh... Literally anything! Anything you say is anti-semitic now! Make up your own today!"

by Hym Iam March 27, 2024

King Teo

King Teo is a god who eats to much chocolate

- I'm starting to become king Teo
- maybe you shouldn't eat that much chocolate

by Nagito hoemeada October 4, 2020

Flower King

A flower king is a person who has your flower and is the king of it. A flower is (according to Monica from F.R.I.E.N.D.S) is your virginity and the person a flower king owns is a bloomer.

C*le, R*ggie and C*nnor are R*byns flower kings. She has been bloomed multiple times.

by Shit_RuPaul_Says February 27, 2020