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Urban Dick tionary

cambridge...? oxford...? go away, urban dick tionary provides the best definition ever.
by Bevis wong. April 25, 2019
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Urban Scorpion

A discarded hypodermic needle commonly found in large metropolitan areas, abandoned by IV drug users and irresponsible diabetics after use.
Friend: "Hey i'm going skating today at Wells Fargo."
Me: "Careful around there, lots of urban scorpions. Don't fall and get stung."
Friend: "Dude I have Hep C anyway no worries fam"
by dopelesshopefiend August 27, 2017
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Andrew Urban

Andrew Urban is an absolute SIGMA!!! He is handsome and has the sharpest jawline in the world.
He is strong as a mountain and tries hard. He never loses his patience.
Friends call him Urby or simply Andrew. He's kind and caring, emphatetic and hard working.

He is a believer. He goes to his church on Saturday and reads his Bible there.

You gotta love Andrew just the way he is. He's a great friend and always gives a shit about you.
"Yo bro you're just like Andrew Urban, thank you for being kind and selfless.
by not_Drew October 17, 2024
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urban dictionary

it’s quite literally this site filled with trash definitions that don’t even match right and are just all about sex
urban dictionary’s meanings are not even related
by noplsbruh November 2, 2023
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URBAN DICTIONARY

A BIG BOOK WITH MEANINGLESS WORDS THAT WE AS HUMANS DONT KNOW OF.
by NEKOZZ_W.O.W July 31, 2024
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What you are doing right now.
Just to warn you, it's practically impossible.
Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page is almost impossible.
by MinecraftVlogMV April 11, 2017
.... hello there 2017 i am re uploding this for no sensible reason but to tell even more people its even more impossible than impossible why? some jerk decided it was a good idea to make a def about that one link
Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page
by someone else thats not u February 9, 2021
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Dearest Urban Dictionary...

If you love me, if you absolutely adore me, will you not post this definition?

*I'll be checking everyday*
Me: "Dearest Urban Dictionary... Will you post this if you love me?"
Hopefully NOT Urban Dictionary people: "Aha! I don't know you and don't intend on doing so, so I'll post this on Urban Dictionary!"
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