Trump rag

Someone who still supports Donald Trump even though he lost the election and they don't admit to it

My friend the Trump rag still thinks Donald Trump won the election

by Mustang February 8, 2021

trump

rascist son of a bitch. Fuck that guy

Fuck Trump

by divertido casi January 26, 2017

Donald Trump

A moronic, cartoonish, clodpate and oafish bumblefart. He is one whose rank ineptitude, appalling ignorance, and cringy absence of emotional restraint and impulse control create a perfect shitstorm of noxious reprehensibility. A figure more shockingly vile yet comically absurd than any mere satire could envisage, he is dastardly yet dumb, abhorrent yet asinine, pernicious yet pinheaded. The Donald Trump is a bellicose überbaffoon, thrashing about in a crap-packed diaper as he burps and bellows his malignant bile in every direction, smearing us all with the taint of his sulfurous odium.

The Donald Trump posted another nugget of verbal excrement to his social media account whist perched atop his gold-painted shitter last night.

by Danger E September 26, 2025

Trump Pox

Aka COVID-19

Uncle Mike caught the Trump Pox at one of the red hat rallies

by Willy McD December 9, 2020

Trumping

When you’re wanking off two dudes at the same time….

I just saw Rudy in his room trumping with his mouth wide open!!

by THEChristoXo July 4, 2022

Trump

(n) - 1. A burst of flatulence that explodes from the anus mid-defecation, causing a spray of fecal matter to cover the inside of the toilet bowl and also often covering the posterior and genitalia of the person sitting on said toilet with a coating of shit as well.

2. The metaphorical human equivalent of the first definition.

A portmanteaux of the words, trumpet and dump. (v) - trumping or trumped (adv) - trumpily or trumpishly (adj) - trumpish or trumpy. (syn) shart or guff-and-follow-through (british)

Last night, when I was taking a shit, I trumped so hard that I blew shit all over the toilet, my balls, and all the way up my back.

by Mister WarBeast February 15, 2024

fred trump

The man who forgot to wear a condom. Real estate developer and businessman who was the father of Donald Trump–who, if you don't know for some reason, is basically the second coming of George Bush, but promising to be MUCH worse–and husband of Mary Anne Trump (née MacLeod).
Born October 11, 1905. Died June 25, 1999.

Mary Anne MacLeod: "Fred, did you forget to wear your condom?"
Fred Trump: "What condom?"

by 7568ino December 4, 2024