by Zxulh February 6, 2022
Get the Johnmug. One story claims that John Backflip performed the first backflip in 1316 in medieval Europe. However, Backflip was eventually exiled after his rival, William Frontflip, convinced the public that Backflip was using witchcraft.
by Fortnitebawlz July 11, 2024
Get the John backflipmug. A misunderstood man.
He has many good qualities and bad. Any of the Johns that you may meet usually carry an Irish heritage, which means he has something that is growing expansively on his body, whether his height, weight, or maybe even his package. He is funny, usually leaning towards dry humor, but he always knows how to make a joke, give or take. You definitely want to be around him, but he serves more of the purpose of "comic relief", so make sure at least a few other people are there to allow him to take breaks from the spotlight.
Total introvert, but can flexibly switch in between. Wants to be included in everything, but he's either lazy/picky, unaware, or worried that he will gain more social anxiety than what he was looking for. He doesn't have much self esteem because he was born sensitive to a lot of things; Hates leaving his comfort zone but always wants to break out of it.
He's more of a sweetheart and a friend than anything. If both you and John consider yourselves in a relationship as friends, he gets a special feeling when he is with you, one that makes him feels as if he knows you care in some aspect. That's all he needs to be able to be open about himself and open you listen to you. If in a relationship with a significant other, he is just happy to know that someone is willing to be there with him. A simple yet utterly complicated man.
He has many good qualities and bad. Any of the Johns that you may meet usually carry an Irish heritage, which means he has something that is growing expansively on his body, whether his height, weight, or maybe even his package. He is funny, usually leaning towards dry humor, but he always knows how to make a joke, give or take. You definitely want to be around him, but he serves more of the purpose of "comic relief", so make sure at least a few other people are there to allow him to take breaks from the spotlight.
Total introvert, but can flexibly switch in between. Wants to be included in everything, but he's either lazy/picky, unaware, or worried that he will gain more social anxiety than what he was looking for. He doesn't have much self esteem because he was born sensitive to a lot of things; Hates leaving his comfort zone but always wants to break out of it.
He's more of a sweetheart and a friend than anything. If both you and John consider yourselves in a relationship as friends, he gets a special feeling when he is with you, one that makes him feels as if he knows you care in some aspect. That's all he needs to be able to be open about himself and open you listen to you. If in a relationship with a significant other, he is just happy to know that someone is willing to be there with him. A simple yet utterly complicated man.
Hey, can you tell me about John?
Yeah, he's an awesome guy, but just doesn't know how to make his move. -Madelyn Cline OBX
Yeah, he's an awesome guy, but just doesn't know how to make his move. -Madelyn Cline OBX
by sheluvsjohn March 20, 2023
Get the Johnmug. by Tjoll September 29, 2020
Get the John stamosmug. "Donald Trump is the gayest fag I've ever set eyes on!"
"Yeah, he's a total John Gaylord"
"WTF does that even mean?"
"Yeah, he's a total John Gaylord"
"WTF does that even mean?"
by John_Gaylord July 4, 2016
Get the John Gaylordmug. by Owens John nory November 20, 2021
Get the John norymug. A superhero that fights against the super villain "Arabic James", but then they turn out to be friends and fight Australian Joe together
by Dalolrx March 17, 2024
Get the American Johnmug.