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Fish tank time

The period of time where sex (usually heterosexual penetration) is so boring that you'd rather pay attention to the guy's conveniently positioned fish tank than actively engage in sex.
A: "Hey, I heard you and Tom hooked up last night, how'd it go? Is he worth a go?"

B: "For someone who's so experienced, there was way too much fish tank time. Would not recommend."
by lotsofusefulwords March 12, 2016
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You know what that means, FISH

This is what you say when you are or become a retard. or it is a dumb joke.
You me, gas station. what are we getting for dinner? sushi of course! uh oh there was a ruffe in our gas station sushi. we blackout and wake up in a sewer, we're surrounded by fish. horny fish. You know what that means, FISH orgy. the stench drives in a bear, what do we do? we're gonna fight it. bear fight, bear handed, bear naked? oh yes please. we befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl. then we ride it into a chucky cheese. dance, dance revolution. revolution? overthrow the government, uuuh I think so. next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ, then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, blackout again, wake up, do a bump, white out which I didn't know you could do. then I smoked a joint, greened out, then I turned into the sun, uh oh looks like the meth is kicking in, uuubgghhhugghhuuaaahhhhaahhhhAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
by RetroWave January 17, 2023
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Fishing Simulator

A game where you catch fish. The other islands are like impossible to get to without x2 exp. Don’t forget about the impossible to complete index
Friend: hey do you wanna play fishing simulator

Other Friend: Yea, Oh and btw I complete the Port Jackson Index
Friend: Bull Shit
by Iholdminisformyteamk April 7, 2021
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Egg Fish Lure

A game, nearly identical to the hit sensation Rock Paper Scissors, but with arguably better logic. Lure beats (or catches) fish, fish beats (or eats) egg, and egg beats (or avoids) lure. When ready to play each player yells "Egg, Fish, Lure, Cast!" How to play: Egg is much like rock, as you ball your hand up into a fish much like you're going to fist bump someone, (and if someone plays lure they wont be able to hook onto your hand). Fish looks like a C-shaped grip, like a fish's mouth would (and if you win against egg you put your whole hand around the other persons hand). Lure is a sideways shaped J, (and when winning against fish, you link to the other person's cupped hand and yank it up like a fish). Ideally meant to be played on Fishmas, a fish themed celebratory holiday in December.
Carter: "Ready for our annual tournament of Egg Fish Lure?" JD: "Yep, bring it on loser!" Both: "Egg, Fish, Lure, Cast!" *Carter has thrown Fish, and JD has thrown Lure, making him the winner*
by AFellowMalaysian November 11, 2024
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Fish friends

The super female version of Eskimo brothers or tunnel buddies. When two females have slept with the same chick
“You slept with Chelsey? Bitch me toooooooo, guess we’re fish friends hoe”
by Lildia94 August 26, 2020
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Swallow a fish

What a cute girl says to show how much she enjoyed gobbling the goop of her boyfriend.
Every time I swallow a fish I feel like I can fly!
by Daveiniowa February 25, 2019
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fish legs

talking to girls/boys in a more than friendly way and higher
Tom is fish legs

lee is fish legs
by totally not sara June 18, 2022
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