if ya wanna drink a juice

Here are the lyrics to If ya wanna drink a juice : If you wanna drink a juice, then you're gonna need a cup
If you don't have a cup, then you need to buy a cup
If you wanna buy a cup, then you need at least a dollar
If you don't have a dollar, then you need to find a job
If you can't find a job, then you need to go to school
If you can't afford school, then you need to find a job
If you can't find a job, then you need to go to school
If you can't afford school, then you need to find a job
If you can't find a job, then you need to go to school
If you're stuck in a loop, then you need to get a loan
If you wanna get a loan, then you need good credit
Or, I guess, just drink juice from the carton

by p01uyt September 5, 2024

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grams juice

An alcoholic mixed drink originally from Philadelphia consisting of 5-8 shots of Rain brand vodka and monster pacific punch

Dani: “we got liquor? I wanna pregame before the function”

Alice: “yeah they’re making grams juice”

by Sl4ught3rr August 19, 2023

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Juice store

When a group of people is clowning you. / When you’re surrounded by dumb people.

This place is a giant juice store!

by Elle286 December 6, 2019

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SEO Juice

a word used to describe reasons to keep absolutely useless blogs and links around for "seo" purposes
a term used by someone who has no working knowledge of actual marketing techniques but rather thinks they sound smarter by using it

My name is Isbloc and I want to keep this old absolutely useless blog around for SEO juice

by amaloverit September 30, 2020

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Juice Bar Jazz

When receiving a BJ at the same time as a handjob, the dude nuts all over the girl's face and hands, causing her to attempt jazz hands to shake off the sticky result.

Person A: "So did she swallow?"
Person B: "No, but she did the Juice Bar Jazz."
Person A: "LOL nice."

by clivesbignight July 23, 2018

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