Jobs-on

Adjective describing the excitement experienced by Apple Fanboys when adding further apple trinkets to their lives.

Oh Man, I got my Macbook pro, Airport Extreme, Airport Express running airplay off my iPad 2.... I got to iMessage my friends.....

"DUDE I TOTALLY GOT A JOBS-ON"....
"YOU SHOULD JOB OFF THEN"

by damaxta November 29, 2011

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glitter job

A blow job from an extremely shiny, yet expensive hooker.

Hey dude, why are your pants so shiny?

Got a glitter job last night. Expensive af, but worth it.

by SUNTZUFOO July 4, 2018

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queef job

A middle ground between a good job and a shit job

Ohh Jess you've done a queef job of emptying those bins

by Amek January 1, 2016

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Blow Job Season

When the leaves begin to change, your girl breaks out the sweaters and flannel, a fall scented candle is lit in your house and it's pumpkin spice everything it's time for your girl to snuggle into a nice warm autumn blow job.

Bro, all of my wife's holiday decor just came out of storage. You know what that means, it's Blow Job Season

by Holidays4men August 21, 2024

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Jobbed

its past tense for having a blow job

ooooohhhhhh I know her ,she jobbed me

by eerybluegrasse November 28, 2019

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bro-job

Brojob

/bro-job/ verb

Is the practice of giving & recieving platonic deep head for all ya homies, regardless of the gender or sexual orientation

(See also - homie head or jo- blo

Jo-blo is handin out a bro-job to all interested in some relaxed homie head

by ÐØЛƓ_ɀᎥllค... May 14, 2025

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