Straw Job

When you are with a male sexual partner, preforming the act of sounding, just as he is about to reach orgasm you swap whatever object you have inserted with a straw. You then forcefully suck, creating negative urethral pressure, FORCING the CUM to comply.

Yo, I just pulled a STRAW JOB on my man. Really wish I soundproofed my room.

by Ancient_Armadillo March 10, 2022

Whack Jobbing

A term used within the Italian American population, typically in the metro Chicago area. Typically used to describe someone who has a lack of intelligence of nearly historic proportions (along with a slightly abnormal psychological issue) who seems to make it their job to have everyone note how truly "fucked up" they are.

Something is going to have to be done about that freaking stroonz Tony ..... he never stops whack jobbing everything .... no matter how simple the situation!

Tony's chronic whack jobbing behavior earned him the reputation as a complete fucktard.

by Chicago Mobwife August 18, 2012

psych job

A person with psychological problems, especially irrational fears (namely a neurosis).

Most of the women in young adult groups are attractive, kind of hot, and psych jobs.

I wanted to date her until I found out she was a psych job.

by Source of Truth January 8, 2009

Gogeta job

Go get a job

Person 1: I like playing Genshin Impact
Person 2: Gogeta job

by 147852369/*-+.0 August 13, 2025

Sis job

The female equivalent of a bro job. It's still heterosexual unlike two female partners eating each other out

Bruh I so wanted Anne and Sasha (from amphibia) to trade sis job(s) after their performance in Battle of the Bands

by Funnyclock301956 May 14, 2021

A Rummy Job

This is my third, Sheryl Crow's, "Soak Up The Sun" joke. If she gets "A Rummy Job" from Goliath Games, as a Rumi K, dealer, this means, she hates this game! My joke, on the lyric: "I've got a crummy job!"

Sheryl Crow, complains Goliath Games, has given her, "A Rummy Job" when she wanted, to be a poker dealer, instead! A joke!

by I'mcrazy August 8, 2024

right-wing nut job

The act of jacking off your partner while vaping with your tits out in a theater.

*She leans over*

"Would you like a right-wing nut job?"

by Ornery on Main September 16, 2023