Suicide nut before November

On October 30-31 a male is supposed to get real close to climaxing then scream someone’s name in their house. The point of “suicide” is you have to clean up before they come into your room. Good luck!
Jim was watching porn when he had a great idea to do the Suicide Nut before November and yell his moms name. Luckily he didn’t get caught.
by IeatASSandAlotOFit October 30, 2019
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fuck a monkey's nut

It is when a male is about to get off and something bad happens to make him lose his hard on.
At this party I busted into a room where this guy and girl where getting it on to fuck a monkey's nut. The look on his face was hilarious.
by ChaosLord85 September 20, 2009
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National nut day

Any girl has to make you nut as many time as she wants
National nut day and girl has to make you nut
by Find fhfnj October 23, 2019
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post-nut shame test

The true definition of love is when you nut to the thought of a girl and you feel no shame in the immediate masturbation to the girl. If you pass the test, she is the one.
Yo I wanked to a girl the other day and felt no post but shame.

Dude that means you love her coz you passed the post-nut shame test
by THEO_WILL_NO_SCOPE_U May 20, 2019
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hanging from my nuts

1.A term used to describe somone who is copying the style of another and or "perpetrating der flavor".
2.A term used to describe someone who is always trying to get somthing from you, it is describing how they always seem to be "hanging from my ball/nut sack".
1.John:Dude if you was hanging from my nuts any harder you would be a second ball sack.

2.John: Man I'm tired of this fucker always coming around, he is fucking hanging from my nuts is what he is doing.
by Funk Master Steven January 15, 2006
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darker than toby's nuts

Used to describe a moonless, starless night, or an object that seems to negate the very light surrounding it.
1. Little suzy...be a dear and fetch mommy's flashlight...its darker than toby's nuts out here!
by dale cooper March 03, 2005
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Billy Goat Nut Tap

When one gets stricken in the genitals with such force causing them to make the noise of a billy goat.
Damn Joey, that was one hell of a Billy Goat Nut Tap!
by Nut Shot February 04, 2014
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