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Parent of God

A religious but gender-neutral way of expressing "Mother/Father of God". It is used to express something serious or to intensify the dramatics of something shocking, upsetting, etc.
Parent of God! What the fuck did you just say to me?

Parent of God, what happened to you?

Parent of God, do not speak to me in that way!
by LingDanc803 September 16, 2023
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Norse God

A very hot woman, often used in the context of a pickup line.
Man: Are you a Norse God?

Woman: inaudible confusion
by ActuallyHim May 21, 2024
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God/Jesus

Jesus and God are the same but Jesus is God's son.
God/Jesus is our Lord and Savior that died on the cross for our sins. God is the father, son, and the holy spirit.
by Ilove_jesus June 9, 2023
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Crucifix God

LogicDefender
LogicDefender is a crucifix god in phasmaphobia
by Nmagoo432 October 31, 2020
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child of God

by shortperson123 January 26, 2021
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If God didn't say it then it's just a sweet suggestion

A great catchphrase to say to your victims!
Victim "StOp YoUr HuRtInG mE!"

Hym "If God didn't say it then it's just a sweet suggestion! And he didn't say it did he? Are you God? So... No... Good suggestion though. But you're not God so I don't have to listen to you."
by Hym Iam March 27, 2023
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oscar the pump god

"Oscar the pump god" or his full name Oscar Fraire Vidriales is religiously believed to be the son of "Jehovah" also known as "god the father". He is also religiously believed to be the brother of the lord and savior "Jesus christ". He also started his own religion thousands of years ago that is called "PumpGodism
Oscar the pump god is the son of jehovah

Oscar the pump god is the brother of jesus christ
by PumpGodism December 21, 2017
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