soda beard

when soda gets on your face, the fizzy feels like a beard.

icy cola boiled out as she laughed, fizzy and sparkling into her first soda beard.

by ideefixe March 24, 2022

Alaskan Bear Hug

The act of, in the middle of a hug, wrapping you and your partner in plastic wrap. There you will be left for a day to shit, piss, jizz, anything you can come up with. When unwrapped, the concoction will be saved in jars to be later used as a butter substitute.

I've been missing for so long because Julia and I have been doing the Alaskan Bear hug.

by TheReplicator March 28, 2022

Puma Bear

a puma so fat it looks like a bear.

I would say run, but that puma bear is to fat to do anything

by bunn1ey April 8, 2022

munchie bear

A little bear that loves to be snuggled and kissed

The little munchie bear crawled into monkeys bed

by Monkeybooboo April 9, 2022

Gummy Bear

A very hairy homosexual man with no teeth

"I fucking love gummy bears no teeth all cheek"

by MF.Shroom April 24, 2022

Beach Bear

Talented Hotty

Beach Bear is the best in the band he’s so hot

by Beach. Bear April 25, 2022

crissy bear

Something that you call your hot chocolate friend christain while he's committing cock and ball torture

"Hey Chrissy bear!"

" why the fuck did you call me crissy bear?"

" I can see that you are committing cock and ball torture... need some help?"

"What the fuck"

by The Mlolm April 28, 2022