Blooditis

What you call your menstrual cycle when you don’t know what it is or you are calling out sick

Sorry boss! I won’t be in tomorrow. I have a terrible case of blooditis. It’s going to take some special packaging to remedy this one.

Hey! Uh, looks like I got a case of blooditis. I can’t stop bleeding and it’s been 5 days. Better page the doc.

by Poet678 April 27, 2024

Bloodcrippin

A person who refuses to choose a side.

Tyrell you can't trust Jamal he be Bloodcrippin

by Vulgar_English April 29, 2024

bloodrich

Self recognized value, from the blood, up.

People find themselves to be bloodrich when their ego is fed healthy criticism.

by Penelope Von Highlife May 10, 2024

bloodeating

Bloodeating- someone enjoys eating blood

vampires are bloodeating

by zombie vampire asthma May 31, 2024

Bloody Minigun

When six guys insert their penises in a woman, who is on her period, at the same time and spin, shooting a load of jizz with each rotation.

Becky: “How was your weekend, Jenna?”
Jenna: “Fantastic! I let my past tinder dates do the Bloody Minigun on me!”
Becky: “No way! Jealous!

by The Door Dude June 10, 2024

Bloody Jump Start

When you’re having sex with a girl while she’s on her period and you connect jumper cables to each other, the negative side to the woman and the positive to the man. When the man inserts his penis it creates a current of electricity.

Frank: “Bro, I heard you and Jenna did the bloody Jump Start last week! How was it?”
Bro: “shocking.”

by The Door Dude June 10, 2024

Bloodbuzz

A familiar tradition to both the people of Alabama and Ohio, it is the practice of fucking your cousin on their period

Erika: Jenna, I heard you and your boyfriend are cousins!
Jenna: Yeah! We did a bloodbuzz immediately!

by The Door Dude June 12, 2024