Baboon Ass

{noun). When a man gets up from a sitting or squatting position too quickly, inadvertently having his scrotum slip between his legs. As he straightens up, they get trapped tightly underneath his ass cheeks, thus displaying swollen genitalia turning red like that of a baboon.

"I regret wearing boxers today because I got up too fast and got instant baboon ass! Now my balls hurt!"

by Mr. Bravo December 21, 2008

Suck ass

When you playt Jhin against.

"Fuck Rengar!"
"Fuck Fizz!"
"Fuck Talon!"

"Fuck everyone who can jump!"
Suck ass

by Munkeren April 2, 2016

river ass

1. heavy perspiration in the butt crack
2. a variation on swamp ass

"It's so damn hot outside, I have river ass."

by Pat and Jack November 9, 2003

Splitting Ass

Slang for anal sex, especially when the penis is thrust hard and unexpectedly causing an abrupt opening of the anus.

Damn look at the hiney on her, I'd like to split her ass.

Lisa is walking funny, Matt must have been splitting ass last night.

by Tripod House March 29, 2011

Golden Ass

Female coworker who cannot be criticized because other men worship her ass. Because of the virtues of her ass she is able to do whatever she wants and is quickly promoted through the ranks. Employees who cross her, even if they are originally of a higher rank, will soon find themselves unemployed.

"She never does anything, just goes to the back and talks about music with the boss." -- Employee One

"Yeah, she's a Golden Ass." -- Employee Two

by Wallace Carlos August 3, 2011

Kickin Ass

A damn lie, noone ever connects their foot to someone's ass after saying they will.

Well, that jerk said he'd kick my ass, but then he punched me in the mouth, how dishonest...

by Heroic Ling Ling November 13, 2004

slit-ass

The anus, when it has been properly converted into a sexual zone in the process of feminization of a {slutboy.

The Mistress: Keep dildoing, slutboy, keep working... Soon we will turn this meaningless hole of yours into a fair slit-ass.

by Ysengrim January 2, 2004