A self manifested god created by your own belief to serve you comparable to a guardian angel but a god in it's own right
by Yt SLAPTACS May 25, 2021
Get the Paper godmug. No it isn't Jordan! No it isn't! This is You trying to reframe what constitutes belief to justify taking all of that Christian money. To believe in THE CHRISTIAN GOD is to believe that THE THINGS IN THE BOOK DID, ARE, AND WILL HAPPEN, Jordan. Is the Christian God THERE Jordan. Is it THERE and does it have the attributes it is depicted to have in the bible OR.... OR... IS IT NOT THERE, Jordan? Is that A THING THAT YOU THINK? DO YOU THINK THAT THE CREATURE IS THERE? IS THAT A THING YOU THINK OR DO YOU NOT THINK THAT? ARE YOU A BOY OR ARE YOU A GIRL, JORDAN?
Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO! Ok!? So if I don't actually believe in God, then, actually believing in God isn't actually believing in God, OK!? Believing in God is something else entirely! Now... Ok!? You can't just ACTUALLY BELIEVE that God is THERE... You gotta... You gotta, like, grapple with the IDEA that it MIGHT be there! And then you gotta interpret the book so that WHATEVER YOU DO... Is doing the Book! Even if you contradict yourself AND THE BOOK! Right!? See, God (and by extension all higher-order abstractions) is whatever I need to do be, moment to moment, for me to maintain a certain level of moral superiority. So, maturity? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment. Belief? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment? God? You got it! Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment."
by Hym Iam May 21, 2024
Get the Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DOmug. The One, the Big Guy - not Joe Biden but even bigger, you know that Thing. Definitely a controversial figure and seems to take on many forms and be many things to many people throughout history. The One that you often don't talk to unless you have a very very big looming threatening ass kicking life threatening issue which makes you cry out "Help Me God!" Oh yeah, He/She/It supposedly assigns gender at birth but that's being hotly debated lately.
Dear God, now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the Lord my soul to keep. If I die before I wake, I pray to God my soul to take.
by Ban Censorship April 22, 2022
Get the Godmug. A kick ass game released in 2018. That badass motherfucker kratos is in Norse and fucks up more god's with his son, boy.
by b!nx November 10, 2022
Get the God of Warmug. by levyyyyy May 4, 2022
Get the on godmug. Groups of extreme people protesting or preaching discriminatory and sometimes racist bullshit on the grounds of a college campus. These people would ussusually tell you to repent if you are any of these: Women, furries, LGBTQ, poly, people me who decided to lose their virginity 'early', or immigrants. These people usually are MAGAs
"Warning guys, there are a bunch of quad-gods outside. If you don't want to see them, take this route."
"Does that quad-god know what a furry really is? He thinks it's a sex thing!?"
"Does that quad-god know what a furry really is? He thinks it's a sex thing!?"
by Ukelele Guy February 24, 2025
Get the Quad-godsmug. by ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm June 10, 2024
Get the godmug.