doe eyed surprise

1)A seemingly sweet innocent female that turns out to be very sexually experienced or a freak.

2)Used to describe someone playing dumb to avoid conflict.

1)" That doe eyed surprise looks naive but she's seen more rug burn than a vacuum."

2)" Don't give me that doe eyed surprise look, you know exactly what you did wrong."

by Jeeves Wellington January 12, 2008

smiling with your eyes

when you are smiling with your eyes you are really mothafuckin high, you can't open them all the way. This resembles what one miz Tyra Banks would refer to as, "smiling with your eyes" in pictures if you're a model, like she is...

girl : omg, you look so high, your eyes are squinty!
boy : no, I'm just "smiling with my eyes."
girl : oh duh, I love you when you're smiling with your eyes!

by BooYaJared November 3, 2008

eyelet

A type of cotton fabric embroidered with small holes in it--sometimes at the center of embroidered flowers.

"She wore an eyelet dress to the party."

by Katrina February 14, 2005

eyebrow attack

A suden, very short, painless, harmless spasm to the eyebrows. Unable to control but only lasts half a second-two seconds. Usually only occurs very occasionally

1: That was weird.
2: What? I didn't see anything.
1: I just had an eyebrow attack

by WABF July 5, 2010

one eyed bull fly

A mythical creature that symbolizes friendship and good times.

That was such an one eyed bull fly time, I miss those days.

by Talija May 8, 2006

knob eyes

A phrase usually used in the North of England to describe a man who is not particularly intelligent, who may frequently use retarded comments, and who may be considered arrogant and cocky by those in close proximity.

Does not require the recipient to actually have knobs for eyes, but can be used in the same sense as the term "knobhead", or "dickhead".

Can also be used as a term of affection between close friends.

Example 1:
Dave: "I think that drunk bitch is hot".
Kim: "Dave, stop being such a knob eyes".

Example 2:
"What are you looking at knob eyes?"

Example 3:
"Come on knob eyes, lets play pool".

by jonesybob November 1, 2009

Philadelphia Eyeglasses

When a man punches a girl in one eye, giving her a black eye, then ejaculates on her forehead and spreads his semen around her eyes in rings with the tip of his penis.

This freaky girl was tryin to get me to give her a set of philadelphia eyeglasses last week, but I told her I wasn't into that kind of shit.

by Cinnamahn April 10, 2010