Jim Bob Nut Calamity

The act of ejaculating onto the face of a women, then right after she precedes to gather the semen into a hollow strap-on dildo. She then takes the strap-on and inserts it into her partners anus and re-ejaculates his own semen back into him, followed byfeltching it out of him.

David gave Cindy a great Jim Bob Nut Calamity last night, and let me tell you, his ass was sore the next day.

by Mista Lee and Mista Brandon April 29, 2008

Sugar nut toe bakery

a bakery full of sugar glazed donuts with nut and toe jelly or when someone doesn’t wash their toes and they get “narsty”

“You are smelling like a sugar nut toe bakery!! Shut up!!”
“that h*e gave me a sugar nut toe bakery and it was the best I’ve ever had!”
“Stop acting like a sugar nut toe bakery”

by Skrttoesfordinner May 17, 2020

were goin nuts

term used to describe an all out shitshow, full of drunk people with copious amounts of alcohol, drugs and wanton sex. just time for a rager.

" yo ross, were goin nuts tonight"

" I havent seen you in 4 weeks, we have to go nuts tonight."

by Craw Dazzle July 18, 2005

Off your nuts

To trail off on a tangent during conversation, and not realise that the people around you are beginning to think you are crazy.

Sam and Dani were conversing about politics. When Dani started on about political puns, Sam thought to himself, 'off your nuts, AGAIN!'

by congruence July 3, 2016

Kiss My Left Nut

something that you say when you want to be provocative (especially if you are a chick) or use as a sarcastic comeback or reply. This expression is similar to kiss my ass and suck my balls

Bob: So Tina, did you like that movie?

Tina: yeah, I though tt was pretty good

Bob: Good? Dude, it completely sucked!

Tina: well you know what jerkface? You can kiss my left nut!

by kohina November 11, 2009

Suicide nut before November

On October 30-31 a male is supposed to get real close to climaxing then scream someone’s name in their house. The point of “suicide” is you have to clean up before they come into your room. Good luck!

Jim was watching porn when he had a great idea to do the Suicide Nut before November and yell his moms name. Luckily he didn’t get caught.

by IeatASSandAlotOFit October 30, 2019

mammoth double nut brown

A sex position involving a bear, a chair, a man, and a tree.

I am going to go and mammoth double nut brown that tree.

by tummy12359382262 October 16, 2011