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God

The being or spirit that is worshiped as the creator of the universe.
Christians believe that Jesus is the Son of God.
Muslims believe in the absolute oneness of God (Allah).
Jews believe in the absolute oneness of God (Tetragrammaton).
by 4dam December 15, 2023
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the toast of gods

a toast made out of all the random bullshit you find in your kitchen, except you do EVERYTHING wrong
example: chocolate, peanut butter, carrots and corn, pepperoni but also salami
"dude i just made the toast of gods"
"are you sure you're gonna eat that?"
by egocer December 17, 2023
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God's not dead 2

What conservatives are doing to Lgbtq teachers.
Hym "They are literally doing the plot of 'God's not dead 2' (Where Sarah Michelle Gellar is taken to court for quoting the bible) to Lgbtq teachers. That's literally what they are doing. Their entire political strategy is either doing the plot of a movie or anime (but in reverse) or doing what the liberals where doing to them (be in reverse). It's so lazy."
by Hym Iam August 18, 2023
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God-ronic

Unexpected happening at a coincidental time.
A mother was worried about her child driving in the storm after work. It was God-ronic that a health inspection shut down her job for the day right before the storm hit.
by Kennedy Reign August 21, 2023
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fade god

A person who consistently makes unsuccessful bets by going against the popular choice might humorously be referred to as a “fade god.” This would mean they have a knack to pick bets that go against the grain and end up being unprofitable. Their sports betting record is like a Choose Your Own Adventure book, except every page leads to bankruptcy! Keep in mind that this term is not a formal or widely accepted phrase in the gambling community.
If you want to make some real cash fade BookItWithTrent he is the one true FADE GOD. Stay Goated.
by JohnnyCheetahs August 21, 2023
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God

A guy who talked to a bunch of Jews, Christians, and Muslims, and accidentally caused more deaths than anyone else.
Christian: "My god is right!"
Muslim: "No mine!"
Jew: "No it's mine!"
by Crvddy August 21, 2023
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talking into god’s telephone

I felt really sick last night and spent most of it talking into god’s telephone.
by grdn79 August 22, 2023
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