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meat recker

(noun): one who consumes large amounts of meat in one or more seatings. meat is always eaten violently. all meat is good, but mainly the fattier meats are preferred. Pork and Beef are #1 and #1a. chicken substitutes only in absence of 1 and 1a.
when fishing in lake champlain, i witnessed TEAM MEAT RECKER eat 10lbs of botto's italian sausage in less than 5days.
by TMR,nj October 7, 2008
mugGet the meat reckermug.

Meat Karen

Someone who complains about the amount of meat on a deli sandwich.
Can you believe Justin is giving the Jimmy John's workers such a hard time about the amount of meat they put on his sandwich...what a meat Karen!
by bubbleguppie123 January 24, 2023
mugGet the Meat Karenmug.

Dumpster meat

That Kevin is total dumpster meat
by Brandelann December 16, 2018
mugGet the Dumpster meatmug.

Meat axe

Big and dumb, but some how obliterates. Doesn’t understand what fear is.
Urban meat axe ./ big hairy guy who is practically useless outside of a pub brawl or any urban area. Doesn’t understand women. Namely found in prisons. Can be hired for smokes and porn magazine's, bananas and some types of custard cups. Kills prison guards for fun. Has an infinity for the sound of necks breaking. Still looking for me. Usually has a pet of some kind, a small dog or fish. Typically shuns steroids and has skin like leather.

Can bend prison bars if provoked enough. *nifty.. but very slow moving in general.

-dipshit
Spectator: He smashed them all!??…
Mate: who donk? what, during the game?..
Spectator: no after, the whole team!

Dumbshit: should of seen’’em, 7 cops jumped on top of him all male..
Stoner: then what happened?
Dumbcunt: he threw them all off and walked away.
Stoner: meathead!
Dumbcunt: Meat axe, urban meat axe, not meathead FUKHEAD!!!
by -dipshit May 3, 2022
mugGet the Meat axemug.

Meat Kid

A kid who loves meat. He eats it in class constantly, and always has a Meat Stick with him.
meat kid: “wanna Meat Stick?
Teacher: NO MEAT KID. NOBODY WANTS A MEAT STICK!!
by BearlyHanging November 7, 2019
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Meat Mugging

to visually show your desire to covet ones penis
on that night I realized his desire, eyes focused on my bulge, his lip was snarled tightly grasp between his teeth and so I ran from Stevo the midnight meat mugging bandit never looking back. My dreams will always be hunted by what I can only describe as a shrill it reminds me of a pig crying
by Bucknackeds November 1, 2016
mugGet the Meat Muggingmug.

Meat Wall

The physiological barrier you unexpectedly crash into after eating a large amount of meat.

Following impact with said wall, every bite afterwards is a nauseating, self-torturing challenge.
"Bloody hell, that kebab sent me right into the meat wall."
by Douche McBaggins October 27, 2016
mugGet the Meat Wallmug.

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