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John Jairo

In short, John Jairo is an asshole. At least, initially he is. Once you get past the rough exterior, John Jairo actually cares A LOT. John Jairo has a close circle of friends that is limited to a very few, loyal people. John Jairo usually has some mileage on him, so he puts up a tough guy front to keep the fake people away. John Jairo will act like your insults don’t bother him, but rather, your words are one of his most precious possessions. A loyal friend, a stand up comedian, and knows his way around the kitchen. John Jairo is normally a real jerk at first, but once you get past the crusty bark, you can’t get him away from you.
John Jairo made such a good burger, but then insulted me right after. I’m not sure how to feel.
by Soup and Stewart November 22, 2021
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John Bono

Do you know John Bono? Yes i know John he is the coolest.
by MrJvBono February 20, 2011
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John raymond co

A beautiful boy. Both man and woman want him. People adore his cute and handsome face. He's the funniest. He keeps his coolness. In love he is "numb" he didn't know who really cares for him. This name sigifinies "unravel love" there's a lot of challenges and trial that'll come to find his true love. I love every thing this John raymond co have, no matter what people say. He loves everything. He'll never be afraid of anything. Always be who you are and love yourself first. I love you.
John raymond Co is the best man/boy that I'll ever know.
by Rayro March 7, 2022
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John Summit

The Best DJ Alive

♫♪♪ I get this feeling
I wanna be where you are
I wanna be where you are
I wanna be where you aaaaaaaaaaaaarrreeeeeeeeeeee ♪♪
Tiësto: Did you hear John Summit's new song, "Where You Are?"

Avicii (from Heaven): Yes
DJ Khaled: GOD DID
by PLEASE READ!!!! February 29, 2024
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Porta John

The biggest nigga you ever met. Smells like a absolute piece of dog ass. Chill homie but sucks dick.
Damn Porta John, when’s the last time you took a shower you fat fuck.
by Sillyboy69 October 15, 2022
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John Danniel

John Danniel, the best person alive. He’s an incredibly empathetic and generous person, always putting others before himself. He cares so much about the people he loves that he shows it in every little gesture. He’s strong and has matured a lot over time, facing his challenges bravely and coming out on top. He’s so considerate that he is always looking out for others, trying his best in everything he does to make those around him happy.

Despite his own struggles and sometimes worrying too much about things, he never gives up. He has a huge heart and an immense capacity to care for and love people. His dedication and determination are truly inspiring, and the way he is makes everyone who knows him value and adore him immensely.

In short, John Danniel’s an incredibly special person, full of admirable qualities and with a love and warmth that deeply touches the lives of those who are lucky to know him.
I am truly grateful to have John Danniel in my life.
by xoxo muak July 27, 2024
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John

the best person in the planet. He's tall, pale and hot. Many girls are begging for him to be theirs, but he's already taken. Everybody loves him. When he walks on a street, many people would ask for his autograph. When he steps in a shop, people ask him to take pictures with him. He has good hygiene and he owns 15 cars. He lives in a palace with his dog and his girlfriend
girl1: omg i have a new crush
girl 2: he must be mid
girl1: no, he's a john
girl2: WAIT WHAT?!?!?!? IM CRUSHING ON HIM TOO

boy 1: so many girls are simping for john, why not us!?!
boy 2: maybe because we're not john
boy1: damn i want to be a john

"Hes so rich, popular, hot and amazing! he must be a john"
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