God

A guy who talked to a bunch of Jews, Christians, and Muslims, and accidentally caused more deaths than anyone else.

Christian: "My god is right!"
Muslim: "No mine!"
Jew: "No it's mine!"

by Crvddy August 21, 2023

talking into god’s telephone

When one is throwing up into a toilet

I felt really sick last night and spent most of it talking into god’s telephone.

by grdn79 August 22, 2023

gap-godding

The act of filling in gaps in knowledge or human understanding with "god did it".

When science has no definitive answer to a question, theists will often resort to gap-godding to fill in the answer.

by Yrag Mudaneb August 26, 2023

Serving God

Your God is a psychopathic narcissist that you've literally been abused into worshipping. If you want to serve a psychopathic narcissist you know where to find me.

Hym "If that's what you consider 'Serving God' not only are you not actually doing that to me but you're offering conditional help to unconditionally affected people."

by Hym Iam August 29, 2023

God

Abrahamic Definition: In Islam, Judaism, and Christianity, it is believed that an entity that calls himself "God" created the universe and everything in it, and that he is omnipotent and omniscient. Christians specifically believe that he appeared on earth as a human being named Jesus, also known as the "Incarnation". He is also believed by Christians to be the Messiah. Jews believe that Jesus was not the Messiah, and that the real one will eventually arrive on earth.

General Definition: Any powerful or omnipotent/omniscient being in mythology. Religions can vary from being monotheistic (Christianity, Islam, judaism, etc.), and polytheistic (Hindu, Egyptian, etc.).

1. Christians worship God every Sunday.

2. Thor is the god of thunder.

by Yamalith August 30, 2023

grocery god

when a person is great at attracting very attractive people (they're good at bagging a fine mofo)

"look at this girl i pulled"
"dude she's so fine you're a grocery god"

by lunine September 2, 2023

Parent of God

A religious but gender-neutral way of expressing "Mother/Father of God". It is used to express something serious or to intensify the dramatics of something shocking, upsetting, etc.

Parent of God! What the fuck did you just say to me?

Parent of God, what happened to you?

Parent of God, do not speak to me in that way!

by LingDanc803 September 16, 2023