Not to be confused with someone with mental or physical handicaps that they have no control over, The person or persons who are eligible for this elite title have achieved such a high level of being a retard/idiot/all-a-round horrible human being-ism that can only be achieved through a long generational line of retards for parents/grandparents/etc...the kind of family tree that started when two people have been in a loving relationship since they got together in "home-school"
I cant stand that guy, he's a bigger idiot than his old man...that whole family is hand-me-down retarded!!
by Dr. Barry N. McKockner iii January 23, 2025

“Hey did you know Amber is a real Professional Hand Clown? Don’t tell anyone she doesn’t want her husband to find out.”
by SwingingDick69 May 13, 2022

by Candermusic January 23, 2018

a person (male or female) who solves things in a wrong or negligent way but somehow it works
(the term is used sarcastically, its not a compliment)
(the term is used sarcastically, its not a compliment)
-how much score did you got in the exam? i got 30/100
-90/100
-HOW DID YOU DO THAT?
-i just picked and marked random answers in the whole test.
-oh, how impressive: mr./ms. lucky hands...
-90/100
-HOW DID YOU DO THAT?
-i just picked and marked random answers in the whole test.
-oh, how impressive: mr./ms. lucky hands...
by hoxton1998 June 20, 2024

by melanieeeee May 17, 2018

I’m about to hammer hand this bitch if she keep playing
Imma knock your lights out with these hammer hands
Imma knock your lights out with these hammer hands
by Eli Globe April 20, 2021

Jimmy: Unemployed David has a job offer for only $5hr.
Billy: Well he’s got nothing in one hand and shit in the other.
Billy: Well he’s got nothing in one hand and shit in the other.
by Juice delhagen April 28, 2022
