Urban Dictionary: Definitions by SwingingDick69

Professional Hand Clown

A sarcastic way of saying someone is a comedy writer; these types of people are always joking around.

There’s at least one professional hand clown at CNN watch for yourself.

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A person who gives free hand jobs for sport

There’s a Hand Clown at the bar that shows up at 1AM her name is Rhonda

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Anyone that is really good at giving hand jobs or has a love of rubbing cocks

Bob’s wife is such a professional hand clown he’s always smiling at work, what a lucky guy!

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A person who enjoys and is exceptionally good at giving sexual pleasure with their hands.

Sheila is such a Professional Hand Clown she got me to cum 5 times before noon yesterday

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Referring to anyone who gets paid or compensated to do sexual favors with just their hands.

“Hey did you know Amber is a real Professional Hand Clown? Don’t tell anyone she doesn’t want her husband to find out.”

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Someone who gives Hand jobs that are really quick, fast & cheap

Do you know any local Professional Hand clowns?

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Pertaining to the sexuality or creative passion of a Redhead

He/She isn't just Hot He/She is Gingerotic!

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