Sir Jack of Asses 

1. The lowest royal denomination in the suit of asses, known for being witty to the point of being hated or stupid enough to constantly say things which get him smacked.
2. A jackass

Thank you for stating the stupid, Sir Jack of Asses

Sir Jack of Asses by Tyler Lake August 25, 2007

Pulling a Jack Bauer 

Dying and coming back to life, or pretending to die and coming back to life as Jack Bauer from 24 has done twice

-So James have you read Romeo and Juliet yet?
- Yeah Juliet pulls a Jack Bauer

Boy- That guy was drowning!
Girl- No dont worry, he was just pulling a Jack Bauer

Pulling a Jack Bauer by Ana M. November 7, 2007

lighter jack 

verb.

To take someone's lighter by unscrupulous means, usually by "unconciously" placing said lighter in one's pocket after lighting a cigarette, joint, etc.

Who lighter jacked me?

lighter jack by Paul Rael September 30, 2011

gic-jack 

Slang --

Org: Gic (HyperThread)
1) Noun: Gic that is confusing, scattered or disorienting in nature. Always in quantities greater than individual.
2) Verb: To gic in a particularly intense or illustrative manner.

1) Surveying the field littered with gic-jack, he wept for there were no more worlds left to conquer.
2) Got gic-jack'd by that ass hat in the SUV.
3) Don't you be bringin' that gic-jack in here muthafucka.

gic-jack by Evo September 24, 2004

dumping jack 

the act of pooping on a females chest while jacking off

I took a dumping jack on Jane last night

dumping jack by Defcon3 January 19, 2009

Spouse-Jack

Hijacking your spouse/partner/girlfriend/boyfriend online account (Facebook/Twitter/etc) that has been left logged in and unlocked (Laptop/Phone/Tablet) to post funny messages as them.

I forgot to lock my iPhone and my wife Spouse-Jacked my Facebook account.

Spouse-Jack by futiles September 5, 2010

One Jack at a Time 

To do a good deed. To save one from depression.

Saving the world, one Jack at a time.

One Jack at a Time by Twenty Three Yorks in my Fetus September 24, 2011