Trump Perade

A poorly attended event

We sent out a lot of invitations but sadly our event was a Trump perade and very few showed up.

by MrJameSeattle June 18, 2025

Donald Trump

The man who literally just saved the world, but people claim he is trying to start ww3

Trump attacking Iran's nuclear baaww was the right thing to do, to prevent them from storing nukes in there. Iran made a deal to reduce it's nuclear facilities in 2003, so I'd say Donald Trump did them quite a big favour by quite literally doing that.

by UltimateDoge June 22, 2025

Donald trump X Elon yuri

The meaning of life

Thom: What was Jesus preaching again?
Kent: Donald trump X elon yuri

by SamWhich87 June 27, 2025

Trumped

When you are so focussed on vigorously masturbating that you shit yourself

I was so caught up making eye contact with myself in the mirror, whilst furiously making Jesus cry, that I relaxed so much when I finally came and Trumped.

by anonymous June 30, 2025

Donald Trump

the biggest retard of all fucking time

fuck donald trump nigga

by gaybag17 July 6, 2025

Donald Trump

-The orange who somehow won the seat 45th and 47th president by rigging the election.
-A mean, ignorant man who only cares for money.
-A racist, homophobic person who is a threat to the country.

Oh my gosh. Did you just dropkick a grandma and steal self-tan from Walmart? You're such a Donald Trump.

by Yonhoo:) July 7, 2025

Trump Dependency Syndrome (TDS)

A condition in which individuals (typically right wing) cannot form a coherent opinion or understand facts without the information coming from Donald Trump.

Robert was diagnosed with Trump Dependency Syndrome (TDS) because he does not believe the sum of 1 and 1 was 2, because it did not come from Donald Trump.

by Boommoob July 11, 2025