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smoked meat salad

A Smoked Meat Salad is when you dip your pecker in liquid smoke and Sweet Baby Ray's, and do your lady doggy style. While doing that, you have to spit your Copenhagen chew spit into her asshole.
Last night I totally gave that bitch a Smoked Meat Salad. She tossed it around for a while.
by The Byrd Man May 26, 2017
mugGet the smoked meat saladmug.

Meat Karen

Someone who complains about the amount of meat on a deli sandwich.
Can you believe Justin is giving the Jimmy John's workers such a hard time about the amount of meat they put on his sandwich...what a meat Karen!
by bubbleguppie123 January 24, 2023
mugGet the Meat Karenmug.

Dumpster meat

That Kevin is total dumpster meat
by Brandelann December 16, 2018
mugGet the Dumpster meatmug.

Meat axe

Big and dumb, but some how obliterates. Doesn’t understand what fear is.
Urban meat axe ./ big hairy guy who is practically useless outside of a pub brawl or any urban area. Doesn’t understand women. Namely found in prisons. Can be hired for smokes and porn magazine's, bananas and some types of custard cups. Kills prison guards for fun. Has an infinity for the sound of necks breaking. Still looking for me. Usually has a pet of some kind, a small dog or fish. Typically shuns steroids and has skin like leather.

Can bend prison bars if provoked enough. *nifty.. but very slow moving in general.

-dipshit
Spectator: He smashed them all!??…
Mate: who donk? what, during the game?..
Spectator: no after, the whole team!

Dumbshit: should of seen’’em, 7 cops jumped on top of him all male..
Stoner: then what happened?
Dumbcunt: he threw them all off and walked away.
Stoner: meathead!
Dumbcunt: Meat axe, urban meat axe, not meathead FUKHEAD!!!
by -dipshit May 3, 2022
mugGet the Meat axemug.

Meat Kid

A kid who loves meat. He eats it in class constantly, and always has a Meat Stick with him.
meat kid: “wanna Meat Stick?
Teacher: NO MEAT KID. NOBODY WANTS A MEAT STICK!!
by BearlyHanging November 7, 2019
mugGet the Meat Kidmug.

meat cabinet

yeah she puts A LOT of sausage in her meat cabinet
by Shelbs124 October 21, 2017
mugGet the meat cabinetmug.

Meat Bearer

A Deli Worker who is so good at their job that they have been given the title of the “Meat Bearer”
P1: “Hey, John-“
P2: “No, I am no longer “John”. Call meThe Meat Bearer”
P1: “What the fuck
by splatic June 19, 2024
mugGet the Meat Bearermug.

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