you look like donkey kong

you look like an ugly monkey with a large posteriour who steals other peoples boyfriends/girlfriends.

Gina stole Jim from Sue. Sue totaly said you look like donkey kong to her.

by cloooooooooooooooooo January 1, 2011

Got her Like a bowling ball

When you Stick 2 fingers in her ass and your thumb in her pussy and hold her like a bowling ball

So she wanted it bad as I was sucking her tits I got her like a bowling ball and made her squeal!!!

by Crazychris April 14, 2014

Wade County? More like ____ County!

Sarcastic phrase uttered by superior basket-ballers when showboating amateur tries to make an impossible shot and fails miserably.

Did you see ____ try and make that full court shot?

Wade County? More like ____ County!

by Kisal Ryloa January 23, 2011

It's Only Sourdough Burger (But I Like It)

A burger served on a sourdough bun

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the It's Only Sourdough Burger (But I Like It), you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

rip you open like a phonebook

the promise of having rough intercourse with a sexy lady in order to spread your seed

see also: pop you open like a clam

"Hey Susan, come here so I rip you open like a phone book and we can start a family."

by Tom Jones 2 August 17, 2005

i love you like a brother

A very sweet and endearing phrase that simply means what is says

"You know I love you like a brother" "And I love you like sister"

by Friend of the Endless April 13, 2007

fanny like a bag of old mussels

A large, clunky, old vagina which gives off a strong smell of rotting sea-food.

He had visited a cheap prositute the previous evening - too much make-up, drooling smile, tits at waist level and a fanny like a bag of old mussels.

by Sally Nips September 27, 2009