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Triple Dog Dare

It is the ultimate dare. It's for when a person rejects a regular dare, AND a double dog dare. It is a dare that you HAVE to do under any circumstances. If you don't do it you look like a weakling or a chicken.
I triple dog dared her to run around the house completely naked. She chickened out and to this day we don't let her live it down.
by DemonVampire180 October 20, 2010
mugGet the Triple Dog Daremug.

road dogs

first sergeant massies use instead of the word feet
go on home with your road dogs
by mike hunt May 2, 2003
mugGet the road dogsmug.

a hit dog will holler

An Offended or Defensive response to a statement suggests that the statement applies to the person complaining.
(Mom) "who ate the last banana?)
(Son) #1 silent

(Son)#2 "not me "

(Mom) A hit dog will holler)
The son that spoke first was guilty.

(Son)#3 silent
by anonymous September 30, 2020
mugGet the a hit dog will hollermug.

gum-dog trillionaire

Related to, but not the same as gum-dog millionaire, or gum-dog billionaire.

Gum-dog trillionaire is some next shit.

Neither noun, n'or adjective, gum-dog trillionaire is a form of slang originating from the depths of the Oakville sub-urbs. More specifically, it refers to a sexual act, typically involving just two individuals, one more prone to being quite old in age.

To 'Go Gum-Dog Trillionaire', in essence, means to removes one's fake teeth, and go full-buck in a deep throat gaggle fest upon another male's apendage. Slob, bob, n' gob; the fully monty, the whole 9 yards - you name it - can occur here, so long as the main requirement is always met: no teeth.
Guy 1: Yo man you wont believe what happened to me last night.

Guy 2: Whoh hoppun?

Guy 1: I met the hottest chick at the bar, and I took her home for some techno and butt sex, next thing i knew she was walkin into the room with a glass of water in her hand.. and then she did it...I couldn't believe it.

Guy 2: Whawh?

Guy 1: She pulled her teeth out and put them in the fuckin jar!! I went limp immediately..

Guy 2: Oh mahn dah suhhk

Guy 1: Yeah but then she gave me the best blow job ever.. total gum-dog trillionaire..

Guy 2: ??
by db hurt n' squirt strikes agai December 21, 2010
mugGet the gum-dog trillionairemug.

smooth your dog

Bypasser: Ooh lavely dag, do yous mind if I smooth your dog?
Dog walker: Err, OK?
by MNZT November 26, 2016
mugGet the smooth your dogmug.

hot dog soup

When you have a hankering for a hot dog, usually of the chili variety. You go to the nearing food shack and order up a hot dog with all the fixins. Once the waitress brings it out you just devour that hot dog. Once your done you reminisce on how delicious the hot dogs was, when suddenly your thoughts interrupted by sudden cramping and boiling sensations in your lower abdomen. You quickly rush to the bathroom as if the building were on fire, once you reach the bathroom the hot dog to hot dog soup cycle has reached its end. The hot, watery, stank ass crap you take is known as hot dog soup.
William: Say Denny you think you gunna be able to finish that double decker hot dog you ordered?
Denny: I'm thinkin' not so much big Fella...but I can tell by the signals my stomach is sendin' me I'm gunna have a different kind of leftovers to take home!
William: What you me Denny? Am I missin' something?!
Denny: C'mon Willy, I'm gunna have a hot helping of hot dog soup in my britches right quick! Cause there ain't no way I'm making it to the bathroom!
William: Shewt Cousin! I best have the waitress bring us a to-go container right quick!
by Napa's Best November 19, 2015
mugGet the hot dog soupmug.

dog shit on the table

When some vile aspect of politics is finally right there in front of you affecting the way you must eat and live.
No question about it, now that there’s steaming dog shit on the table, we’re gonna have to do something about it.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2019
mugGet the dog shit on the tablemug.

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