Empty tissue box

Meaning 1: you recently had a girlfriend over to watch "Fault in Our Stars".
Meaning 2: you haven't jacked off in over two weeks and finally did.

1) I had Patricia over to my house yesterday and it resulted in an empty tissue box.
2)I had Patricia over to my house yesterday and it resulted in an empty tissue box.

by The Maniacal Sponge May 17, 2016

kern box

An amazing girl who is full of colors. Short but sweet. Drop dead gorgeous. So funny she could make a rock piss itself. Little girl who lives in a box. A sexy box.

Oh goodness. What a sexy box. Must be a kern box.

by DangerousDern November 29, 2009

Box like a fish

Where you are absolutely cracked at life and shot on minorities

I am a box like a fish at pife

by Skatadoododoo December 25, 2020

Uggle Box

A box for especially cool Witches and Wizards

Ginny performed such an exemplary Stunning Spell that she was sent to the Uggle Box as a reward.

by Loony Loony Luna Lovegood June 15, 2010

box dick

When the length of your penis is the equivalence of the width.

"Was it a chode or was it a box Dick?" "a Fucking box Dick"

by bisexygirl179 April 4, 2017

box gremlin

an introverted person who likes the internat more tha irl. usualy being good at stuff like editing. and generaly stay in closets or boxes.

Person 1: Tim is a box gremlin- I don't see him for weeks unless I'm on discord!

by box gremlin October 20, 2023

splooge-box

Not really a box, but its your testicles.

Oh man he used is splooge-box really efficiently.

by Demtane October 12, 2017