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Mom

Now this, is something you will never get.
by Lolme93 July 17, 2023
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Your mom

Your mom smashed me last night. Did she tell you I taste good
by The cool mom February 28, 2023
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Guglielmo's mom

the hottest sexyiest pedo anyone has met she cums at the site of year 13s and will beat you up if you cant make her cum she has fucked everyone in school and loves to be fingered
i did Guglielmo's mom
by Jizz kalifa January 16, 2023
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Seduce Your Adoptive Mom Week

You get to sexually harass your adoptive mother.
And she can't do anything about it until after new years.
Ruin her fucking Christmas in a good way!
Hey moma~ wanna go to the bedroom and maybe.. ya know.. rock it?
It's seduce Your Adoptive Mom week~
by FOXALENNE December 22, 2022
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ur mom

when somebody wants to fuck your mom they say this
teacher - "omg hi!!! I missed you how were you?"
her friend - "ur mom"
by Scarlet][Queen September 2, 2022
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ur mom

i’m in love with ur mom
by payton14 January 25, 2022
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Mom clean

When you know your mother is coming over and no matter how clean you keep your house, you need to super clean it for mom's visit.
My mother is visiting from out of state and I need to mom clean before she gets here.
by PollosHermanos July 28, 2023
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